imagine a disembodied blood-curdling scream.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

people will really tell scary stories about old mental health facilities and still somehow think that the patients were the scary part

Today was a small clean cloth placed over a very old injury

my dinner-centric world view

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible