Depressedcow

don't psychoanalyze me 😠😠 you won't like me when i'm psychoanalyzed 😤😤 now if you'll excuse me 💅💅 i have to go give a lecture on ✨ psychoanalyzing ✨

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

I think that misogynistic human misconceptions of all mothers selflessly loving their offspring and always knowing the perfect thing to do for them bleeds into a lot of animal rights bullshit. You see this a lot in opposition to pet spay aborts (‘my pregnant cat got depressed after they killed her unborn babies’) and criticisms of separating calves and piglets from their mothers’ in certain animal agriculture scenarios. Most animals are like “fuck them kids” if rearing their offspring is the least bit convenient for them, the situation is not ideal or the wild blows the wrong way. They’re hardwired to survive as individuals and the effort of rearing offspring to maturity is secondary to that goal.

"there's no such thing as the dark side of the moon" yes there is. the dark side of the moon isn't always the same parts of the moon, but whatever side of the moon is facing away from the sun is dark. imagine saying "there's no dark side of the earth" when billions of people are experiencing nighttime at any given moment. shut up Neil

Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

Exact opposite vibes of my new boss who last week asked me, a Portlander, if I was "aware of cannabis".