Perpetually Untitled

she's the hottest woman in any bar she walks into. she started off at the edges of the most toxic polycule in the brunch circle and she demolishes the entire group dynamic in two weeks flat by fucking everyone until they realize that they all hate each other. she'll snort coke off your tits, fingerbang you until you cry in the club bathroom, and then completely disappear from the scene for three months.

when she showed up at Dyke Night at Machine in Fenway it was like a shark showing up at a beach full of swimmers. She'll hold your hair in the bathroom when you're sick, give you a breath mint, and then buy you another shot so you can get back in the game. she hooks up with couples who are looking for bi unicorns on the dating apps with the express goal of breaking them up bc that woman deserves better than a man who talks about being an early crypto adopter.

Murder Bimbo

Audiobook

Rebecca Novack 

The exhilaratingly twisty story of a sex worker turned political assassin on the run, Murder Bimbo is an unputdownable and wholly fresh take on truth, murder, and optics in our national moment.

A thirty-two-year-old sex worker is shocked when she’s approached by undercover government agents to aid them in a top-secret plot to assassinate a politician known as Meat Neck. But once the deed is done, she realizes what made her the perfect recruit: She’s 100% disposable. Holed up in an off-the-grid cabin in the woods, she now has only two days, her wits, and a laptop to save her own life. Her best bet is to reach out to the wildly popular feminist investigative podcast Justice for Bimbos. In a hastily typed series of emails, the newly minted “Murder Bimbo” explains how she was recruited and then trained by a cabal of code-named US agents to take out Meat Neck. Then she opens a new email. This time, it’s addressed to her ex, and the facts line up a little differently… Constructed in three increasingly unhinged acts, each a more subversive version of the story than the last, Murder Bimbo can be read as a gloriously bold literary thriller, a satirical vigilante's manifesto, or a raucous send-up of the political insanity we all live inside every day. Either way, it’s a dead-serious announcement of an electric new voice in American literature.