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hello mutual before you gossip or vaguepost please send me a 2 page dossier in the dms. thanks. much appreciated.

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silliestgoosery

Obviously there's no universe where Shane didn't say "I love you too" but Ilya's little "I mean-" always cracks me up. Like bro. You just very tearfully confessed your love in two different languages. How did you think you were going to casually style that one out.

#heated rivalry #q

penandinkprincess

GRAHAM COMING IN LAST SECOND FOR A LEFT FIELD MOVE AS EVERYONE WAITS ON MCCONNELL

penandinkprincess

please forgive my brief lapse in tumblr etiquette

freakierthanthou

(No I will not be putting any more effort into this meme, thank you very much.)

#uspol #breaking news #lindsay graham

is-this-fascism

#1 thing you can do to be a better driver is to be at peace with going the wrong direction for a little while.

like it is not the end of the world if you miss your turn. all the roads are connected to all the other roads. you will find your way very quickly.

unless you're experiencing a genuine emergency, dont even think about making a sudden movement, ESPECIALLY across one or more lanes, just to avoid missing a turn

just relax. be at peace with the way the universe has led you. who knows you might discover something you never would have seen, like a nice restaraunt or a park you didn't know about. just. fucking relax

peoplefolk

The best driving advice I ever got was "you get there when you get there."

Miss a turn? It's okay. You get there when you get there.

Left the house late? Nothing you can do about it now. You get there when you get there.

Stopped by a train, or an accident on the highway? It's out of your hands. You get there when you get there.

I know all of these things can be anxiety-inducing. But by the time you're in the car experiencing them, no crazy maneuver will make a meaningful difference in the time it takes to get where you're going, and that maneuver will be at the cost of your safety and others.

Nothing is more important than your life.

You get there when you get there.

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aggot

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

#q

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otiksimr

Are there monster romance books where the monster love interest looks like.

You know.

…a monster.

pangur-and-grim

thanks for summoning me! in The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, the love interest is very much a monster. and so is the main character. it's monster 4 monster, and nobody in their vicinity is happy about it

(thank you @rem-mukh for the illustration!)

#I also recommend 'someone you can build a nest in'#very monster and also queer #q

hometoursandotherstuff

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mockva

This guy's illusions are great

alexaloraetheris

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json-derulo

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

json-derulo

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

json-derulo

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

digitaldiscipline

went out for pints with the lads last night.

doomspaniels

I made this image for my working line, bred to hunt all day, rough tough... princess. She's *such* a princess. You'd never know she spent her first 8mo in outdoor (hunting) kennels; this dog was born to cuddle under the covers and wear pretty tiaras with matching necklaces. Anyway, I would like to share it for all the rough tough pets out there:

#Jill has a little closet #Lou used to work in a kid's clothing store and when it closed they got a tiny little clothes rack and some tiny hangers for baby onesies #we put all jill's dresses and sweaters in it #and we let her pick what she wants to wear #she doesn't wear as many clothes in the summer because it's hot #but she loves picking them out #especially a big sweater in winter #her dragon costume is a favorite #q

glacecakes

#uspol #mitch mcconnell #q

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byjove

she hates that man

byjove

I have little to no sympathy for the wives of major GOP figures but I think it’s hilarious how openly and brazenly they hate their husbands and they barely bother to pretend to care. The party of family values.

hempseeeeds

is that the same woman whose sister died in a very embarassing Tesla-Malfunction Accident?

vaspider

Yeah

#uspol #mitch mcconnell #is dead #I'm queueing this and it's going to be EXTREMELY FUNNY if they announce his death before it pops out of the queue #q

unhappy-sometimes

you ever accidentally say “love you” on a phone call

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evilwizard

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

evilwizard

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

namelessexistence

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

Knew it

i never said that

this seems like a good chapter title to chapter ratio, right? and yes this is the entire chapter

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bettyrightnow

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

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maplemaplemaplemaplemaple

moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation

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chaumas-deactivated20240115

they should breed dogs that bark at 1/5th volume and with a deep and soothing resonance that calms the nervous system

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