Professional Fun-Haver

the fact that she revealed she lost a $3M deal to headline Wireless Festival in London for making this joke… only for Wireless Festival to then announce that Kanye West would be taking her place as headliner, face so much backlash for asking him to headline, have almost all the sponsors withdraw funding, and cancel the festival entirely is so funny to me.

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time