Non-Stop Vampire Cabaret

There used to be an old 1d4chan post about achievements you could get in Mage the Ascension, which I used to longingly gaze at before I learned how bad 4chan was. So, I've decided to make my own achievements for Vampire the Masquerade without consulting evil chuds.

General Achievements I'm A Vampire, I Don't Gotta Explain Shit: - Break the Masquerade in an extremely obvious way without dying this or next session

My Name is Inigo Montoya - Kill someone who killed your sire

Deneuralizer - Wipe out a mortal's memory and then convince them that something entirely unrelated happened

Tybalt Kills Mercutio - Start a feud between two large factions in your domain

Cameo - Meet a notable canon NPC from the books such as Lodin, Beckett or Jeannette Voerman

What is this, a Crossover Episode? - Fight a werewolf, mage, changeling or other non-vampire supernatural being

Clan Achievements

Banu Haqim: Old Fashioned Punishment - Diablerize someone who you know has humanity 4 or lower.

Brujah: Viva La Revolucion - Force a city's leader to step down either by persuasion or violence

Gangrel: Weapon X - Get awakened from torpor by an unrelated coterie in the wilderness

Hecata: Family Affairs - Romance another member of your Clan

Lasombra: Will to Power - Explain your character's ethical philosophy for 10 straight minutes

Malkavian: Claudius Effect - Convince an NPC you are more insane than you actually are

Ministry: Set-Hotep - Start a cult and convince another PC to join

Nosferatu: TMNT - Go into the sewer system to travel

Ravnos: Nomad From Nowhere - Have your PC visit another continent

Salubri: The OGs - Meet an NPC that still recognizes the Salubri as a Clan over the Tremere

Toreador: Life Imitates Art - Reference visual art, music or a stageplay during a game in a way that the group doesn't think is corny

Tremere: A Thing for the Classics - Steal from or betray a Salubri, Tzimisce, Nosferatu or Gangrel

Tzimisce: Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker - Turn someone into an inanimate object such as a lawn chair

Ventrue: Rarefied Tastes - Feed on someone that is truly unique, such as an astronaut that walked on the Moon, a sitting national legislator or a supernatural creature that isn't a vampire.

Caitiff: Camouflage - Convince an older vampire that you are not a Caitiff

Thin-Blood: Cookbook - Publish a tome of Thin-Blood Alchemy

Sect Achievements

Camarilla: Danse Macabre - Host or receive an invite to a masquerade ball

Anarch: Campus Marxists - Infiltrate a university without breaking the Masquerade

Sabbat: Wanted Dead or Alive - Actually get on the Red List

Bloodline Achievements

Baali: Friendship is Magic - Infiltrate the Pyramid and become a ranking member of Clan Tremere such as a Regent

Daughters of Cacophony: Star Power - Defuse a potentially lethal situation with your musical talent

Gargoyle: The Tables Have Turned - Attain a position of authority and have at least one Tremere as a subject or subordinate

Kiasyd: Fae Weather Friend - Violate a tenet of the sect or faction to which you belong in exchange for knowledge and get away with it

Nagaraja: Serve and be Served - Devour a mortal servant of one of your enemies and bind that mortal’s wraith to your service

Minor Sect and Faction Achievements:

Ashirra: Snake in the Grass - Expose a Setite’s schemes and get them destroyed or exiled from the domain

Cult of Set: The Usual - Become an advisor to a titled member of the domain

Loyalist: Well I Didn’t Vote For You - Publicly disobey a superior in the Sabbat without facing any negative consequences

Tal’Mahe’Ra: Nuclear Option - Ignite a full scale war between kindred sects, factions, or domains without your influence being discovered

Autarkis: Always on Top - Perform services for all sides of a conflict whether it be physical, political, or otherwise

Job Specific Achievements:

Primogen: I’ll Look Into It - Satisfy another kindred’s demand without offering anything of substance

Bishop: Brutal but Cunning - Win a monomacy challenge by cheating

Archon: It’s Tradition - Expose and execute a titled member of the Camarilla for performing unsanctioned diablerie

Sabbat Inquisitor: You Can Trust Me - While undercover bait an infernalist into attempting to convert you

But now, after gaining some experience, I think I understand them better

Imagine you are deeply compassionate, or maybe just passionate about something. You see that it all can be ruined because people around you don't care, or they are actively ruin it because of stupidity, greed, just pure evil. You see everyone around you saying some bullshit and you know it is not true,and you know how harmful it is. You can't just walk away, you are dealing with constant trauma that just growing stronger and stronger, you can't deal with this bullshit anymore but you must, you know something other people don't know because they don't care, you are trying to insert yourself into society and play it rules, but when you hear or witness more of that bullshit you explode with anger. And then you just find stick to people like you and for everyone else you are just bunch of punks and rebels who are "angry for no reason" and it's all "because of the curse" and no one actually want to listen to you.

Your greatest curse is that your feelings and thoughts can be easily dismissed and despised because no one thinks you anger actually has a reason

For me now, brujah aren't just angry, they are at the first place sensitive to some topics and deeply care ===> they are overstimulated, frustrated and deeply traumatized===>it all turns into anger

Watson usually uses these addresses toward Holmes as an expression of wonder, amazement or reproach.

Whereas Holmes uses them all the time ;)

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍