DemiDumbass

my friends hate this video so much i don't even have to repost it in discord anymore i'll just be in a voice call and go "wouldn't it be crazy if the joker could beatbox" and they all tell me to go kill myself

@trainman222

perhaps as a general rule of thumb you should try to live your life in such a way that the whole world doesn’t immediately start celebrating like the ewoks at the end of Star Wars when you get brutally murdered on live TV

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

this post is from january, it’s become my very least favorite ask

this post from January 2020 is singlehandedly the worst thing that's ever happened to me

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

I would survive the hydraulic press

I'm immune to all damage from everything. forever

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl