⛧You are real // You are special⛧ ⛧Remember who you are⛧

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

I don’t want Ryan gosling to find out about bloodymary until the next decade so that when he finally does come upon it and has a very publicized crash out, we can all remember it again and it starts trending on tumblr again so I can enjoy it again in my thirties.

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im always saying this

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official aromantic post

WHY AM I STRANGE WHY DO I TALK THE WAY I DO WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

suntanning beast sunday. lazily flops in front of a large window and wags my tail.

At least I don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

Sup

WHO ARE YOU???

i need to get up i need to Live i need. to stop this