not a man, but a cloud in trousers

(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

can you stop getting picked up like a mii while im trying to have a serious conversation with you