not a man, but a cloud in trousers

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

i hate that open and intense man hating is one of the final frontiers of offensiveness. but it does make it so that if u have a shirt with jesus on it that says like "if we can nail one man to a cross we can nail em all" will actually get men upset with you. wearing ur little black metal shirts and images of women mutilated and like a Carcass patch or whatever the hell - its all played out, nobody bats an eye. but OPEN man hating lol i cant believe it

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

what if you were desperately vulnerable to the call of the ring. what if you had spent your entire life watching your friends and peers being murdered by the dark forces of mordor and then placed in front of you is the only weapon that could possibly vanquish the monster that’s murdered scores of your friends and you just have to not take it. you have to commit yourself to destroying it. and you held out for months until it broke your will as it would have all in the fellowship in the end but there’s a particular shame in being the first. and then you’re so overcome with guilt for what you’ve done and compassion for your friends and a reckless primal need to regain your honor that you run into a suicide charge against an army you have no hope of defeating and you die like all your friends did before you and the last thing you see as the world slips away is the companions you gave your life for being hauled away to certain death. and they look to your coming from the white tower, your people. but you will not return.

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

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