not a man, but a cloud in trousers

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs