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@deez-no-relation

Hi I'm Deez (no relation to Bofa). Mostly straight. Fandoms include Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, Lucifer, and Star Trek (particularly Discovery). I like a lot of shows and movies that I don't consider myself part of the fandom of, FYI. I don't believe in personality tests. I am quite probably old enough to be your grandma if you were born after Y2K, but I'm definitely not your grandma, because I would remember if I'd had any kids...I hope. Oh I also love cats! (Header image by @mistysbluebox)

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rylandgraces

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment

rylandgraces

Sorry

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hachinana87

Think about long time

#BEAUTIFUL I LOVE THIS #project hail mary #fanart

diasporaslippage

zsofia hevele

catchyvideos

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

oatmilktruther

something i wish more people understood about stede is that, okay, yeah, it's coo-coo bananas that he thought mary would want to get on a boat with him. or that he thought ed was just his good platonic boybestfriend for as long as he did. or that he thought the world of piracy was going to be receptive to him without chewing him up and spitting him out.

but, like, look at the life he was living before that. miserable ass childhood aside, he spent a minimum of ten years in a marriage where voicing ANY of the things he truly wanted was completely unthinkable. to borrow @epersonae's phrasing, "If you have constantly been told that your emotions and needs are unsafe or wrong, it can feel easier to just not have them, to avoid things that bring them up."

and stede is a dreamer and a romantic and an optimist and none of those things make him stupid, but when you look at how all of that expresses itself, most especially in s1, you have to understand that stede's obliviousness is not because he's stupid, it's a safety feature

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nat-20s

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

bettalbimarginata

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

#oh my God the Ren fair I grew up at would have your head on a platter for saying this #of course my mother was a history major #So she’s drawn to the realistic elements of history

teaboot

I think that we should start an urban legend for nipless top surgery folks. Something like "If you purple nurple someone hard enough they actually turn purple and fall off". So that someday a kid will see me at the beach or something and I can be like "It Could Happen To You"

crimethinc

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away.

As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other.

We honor her memory and oppose the war.

moonlitstargazer

why does his son have to be good at posting

penandinkprincess

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

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goth-queen

#hahahha yes #and they always end up dating my friends

theshitpostcalligrapher

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

theshitpostcalligrapher

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

theshitpostcalligrapher

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

cityrun

i dont know what a mote is but it sounds like something like this

quix5gg

happy pride month especially to them

our-queer-experience

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nat-20s

out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year

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