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He hopped a fence into a high school stadium to film what he claimed was dried blood from a stabbing, then posted it online for clout. Since his pardon, he has also been charged with felony property damage in Minnesota for destroying an ice sculpture, charged with threatening a Capitol police officer, showed up outside a mosque in Plano holding a severed pig’s head, threw chocolate coins outside AIPAC while doing a Nazi salute, and dragged a goat on a leash to a protest against a Muslim mayoral candidate. For real though! Trump pardoned this bastard. He is currently in the Collin County jail, complaining about his mattress.

The pardon was 136 days ago. VIA~~Eric Blackerbyrd. He is currently in the Collin County jail complaining about his mattress. The pardon was 136 days ago. VIA~~Eric Blackerby

Lang was in prison for four years on an 11-count indictment, including assault charges for attacking officers with a baseball bat....Lang's charges were dismissed by President Donald Trump in his pardon of attack defendants on the first day of his second presidency in 2025.

Subsequent arrests:

December 2025: Anti-Muslim protesters gathered outside of EPIC in December, organized by far-right activist and conservative influencer Jake Lang, who held a severed pig's head and led a small crowd around Plano with a banner reading "Americans against Islamification."

LINK: https://www.dallasnews.com/news/faith/2026/02/05/epic-mosque-in-plano-seeks-to-meet-hatred-with-love-continue-outreach-despite-protests/

In January 2026: Lang was later arrested after recording himself vandalizing a $6,000 anti-ICE sculpture at the Minnesota State Capitol.[17] He was arrested and jailed on suspicion of criminal damage to property, a felony.[18] He later plead guilty.[17] The ice sculpture had been commissioned and installed by the veterans organization Common Defense, whose communications director, Jacob Thomas, stated: "I gave eight years of my life in service to this country in the military. For an insurrectionist to destroy our display is an attack on the First Amendment veterans like me fought to defend."[19] The trial is being presided over by Ramsey County District Judge Veena Iyer, whom Lang made sexist and racist comments about: "It was completely jarring to have a Black, Indian woman be my judge. I felt literally held captive in another country. I felt like I was walking into a courtroom in Mogadishu." Lang's trial is set for July 27; he could face a maximum sentence of five years in prison and $10,000 in fines.

In March 2026, Lang was charged with a misdemeanor for threatening Metropolitan Police officer Jason Bagshaw at an event commemorating the fifth anniversary of the Capitol attack, telling Bagshaw that he should be "put down like a dead dog" and hanged in front of the Capitol, as well as dragged "out by his ankles" and thrown "in the Potomac." Lang has plead not guilty, and has been given a stay-away order.[9] He was issued a bench warrant for not making his scheduled March 24, 2026, preliminary hearing for the charge.

LINK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Lang#Related_arrest

March 2026: He targeted New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s Muslim faith outside his New York City residence during Ramadan, the holiest month of the Muslim calendar, observed worldwide as a period of fasting and prayer. As part of his “Stop the Islamic Takeover of New York City” demonstration that day, Lang showed up with about a dozen followers, dragging a goat on a leash, which he reportedly called “Mamdani’s second wife.” The protest then escalated when two teens inspired by ISIS and now indicted with terrorism charges threw improvised explosive devices toward Lang.

June 4, 2026: Frisco police said Wednesday that Lang’s arrest is in connection with a 2025 incident in which he filmed himself breaking into Frisco ISD's Kuykendall Stadium during a protest related to the fatal stabbing at a Frisco track meet.

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.

Sure. That’s how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:

Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.

No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.

So here’s what we’re gonna do gang:

Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:

Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.

Express that you didn’t actually want it, you just couldn’t see on the shelf how much it was.

POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.

When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you don’t want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)

If it’s a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If it’s a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.

In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

Any film directed by Stanley Kubrick

Any game made by Hideo Kojima

The work of Toby Fox

Steak

Disco Elysium

The Godfather

Ulysses

Nier Automata

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Pretty much all of western literary canon

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”