I Just Reblog Crap I Like

three choosing to name themselves that in the absence of its one and two is so important to me. like yes i am alone yes there were more and by speaking of me you are ensuring they can’t be forgotten, there were more, there were more

@teaboot

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.

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Project Hail Mary is a fantastic example of how filmmakers can create a faithful adaptation and still take artistic liberties. The writers didn't try to copy the book to a tee, and added their own elements (the mental health room, the astrophage transition, the beach scene on erid, Grace's wardrobe etc). They understood that a film is a different artistic medium than a book and tried to write the story in a way that best suited that medium, all while staying loyal to the original story and themes.

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

(( *smiles* the post is back))

Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

random niko sasaki post for the dash. i think if niko came back from the dead (which of course she would) she would take SO much advantage of having magical pure-white hair to dye it a million bajillion colors without ever fearing bleach damage. she'd dye it neon pink, miku minty blue, dark/royal blue, sunset orange, ACTUAL sunset gradient orange to pink, hell she'd find a way to have it a different color every day and coordinate it with her outfits (the way: magic). for pride month she would dye it the entire rainbow flag, vertical stripes all around. if it wouldn't arouse suspicion in the commonfolk she would find a spell to make it constantly shift colors through the rainbow like a color-changing lamp. niko sasaki i love you

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

Sofi: We are gonna steal an airship! Murderbot: No we are going to steal a tourist attraction 4 hours into flying the Weenie Hut Jr Rainbow Wimsey Sightseeing Flying Bumper-car Hostiles: Never fear we heard your distress call! Murderbot: OK now we are going to steal an airship

One thing I love in the phm book is when rocky is explaining how old he is and how long he's been in space for and while being amazed grace is also like "wait so this is EARTH units right like you're literally 291 EARTH YEARS old?!" and rocky's just casually like yeah you're shit at maths so I convert everything to your weird units now you're welcome

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime