prisons are for burning

absolute madman

self portrait

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

King

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

my body is naught but a waystation for water 😔

incorporating that into my belief system

I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave

and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage

everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao

What does the dog think the stakes of this game are

Hostage situation

I made a boomer oc to infiltrate Facebook groups with

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.