11/5/2020. 10/13/2025.

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

- someone tells you a story / tries to teach you something using pictures, props, and exaggerated hand gestures

You can look out the windows, but there is strictly NO going outside except at designated times.

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

nothing makes me feel more alive than being insane about a little show

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt