8-( ๑•᎑•)/

She said she knew what to do because she "had a lot of experience with the wii" and now my penits horts and the tv is broken

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

she yank my doodle til i'm dandy

she came riding on my pony

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

never underestimate the healing power of a patch of sunlight

it’s all fun and games for seattle and the bay and LA to shit on each other but when the US collapses we need to form pacifica immediately. keep your head in the game

atheists call it project hail darwin

agnostics call it project hail maybe