bi the way....

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

tadpoles to frogys be like:: do yuo have games on your LILYpad -___- ,

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

Bro what the fuck did they do to Neil Josten

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

something decidedly unchic is afoot

Need some fables AESOP