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The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled
Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).
Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.
“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Is it a glitch or a feature?
Feature
Based on the fact that season 10 BTS seems to be consisting solely of hair updates, I can only assume we’re getting a dream sequence opener featuring Mustache!Harry, Blond!Chimney, Mullet!Buck, Goatee!Eddie, and… Wig!Hen???
thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op
‼️casting announcement‼️
Katya Zamolodchikova has been cast as Dr. Galina Molchalina in Heated Rivalry Season 2

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came across this frame while editing and guys... i am not okay
are they promoting billion dollar movies or just flirting? (part three)
regency era phan featuring son of nobility phil and the cute new stable hand dan for my #phanaugust26 bingo card!
Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10 Buddie cannon season 10
You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it
That’s literally god seeping into you

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praying to the 911 gods that eddie will dance more in season 10 🙏😉😩
There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing
It's almost like loneliness isn't a gender issue. Maybe just maybe our tech overlords manufactured it to sell us more stuff to fill the void of real genuine human interactions.
Sorry i can't stop laughing, that homophobic sheriff basically told eddie "you're a murderer and you're gay" and eddie just answered "well i'm not a murderer..."
Schrödinger’s buddie: not canon but also canon enough to get hate crimed in small towns
71 days to go.

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i laughed for a good five minutes 🤣🤣🤣
This is my first animation
their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser