Im here for the vibes and the gay people

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

ok but pop star Ilya absolutely would get on stage and say “This is is about you. You know who you are. I love you.” to Shane….

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

i love this more and more every time i see it.

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

fuck romance i want whatever @phan-is-not-real and @phan-is-actually-real have got going on

you flirting with me?

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the television program buffy the vampire slayer is absolutely nooootttttt about the power of friendship. its about the tragedy of being surrounded by people who are too uncomfortable with your painful reality to be willing to meaningfully engage with you

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..