Pretty fishy

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

If 911 has ever done anything right, it's letting Buck's curls grow out

thank god for posting. i love posting. let’s all hold hands and post together forever. into the sunset