guohg

*montage of third person combat in unreal engine 5*

you collected 834,275 gold pieces 🪙 you snoozed 💤 for 5,743.42 hours you thwacked someone with your tail 4,963 times your most thwacked person was your cute girlfriend 🐺 you did 1,648 cute twirls you accidentally lit something on fire by sneezing 72 times 🔥 you are in the top 0.02% of most excitable dragons

You meet all sorts of people on a river cruise

for @the-sun-station and star-stuffed.bsky.social

IM TRYING

fiddling with her design again once more bc i wil always find different and new ways to draw her heeheehoo

not even an exaggeration

I dont need to ask why mona calls you babygirl. I know already

theyre holding the ocean together

'See, folks? Tepid as a teapot, tame as a house cat'