you look pretty ✨

cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because they’re teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like “is my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?” “yeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying me” “marly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass man” “aw man rozzy you’re making me blush”

they share clothes all of the time, not even really on purpose, they just spend so much time hungover together that things get muddled. this isn't a problem until marley sees shane hollander, wearing his shirt??? obviously he immediately accuses ilya of cheating on him (partying without inviting him to join). shane is visibly devastated, ilya is frantically explaining, and thats how marley is the first person in the nhl to learn about hollanov

Vampire!Shane hiding the fact that he’s a vampire from Ilya. Vampires are known and able to live openly, but there’s still a lot of prejudice surrounding them. Shane is in love with Ilya and hides out of fear that Ilya will leave him. Shane is old enough that he can go out into the sun for long periods of time without issue. He tells Ilya he’s on an insanely strict diet to explain why he doesn’t really eat. Shane forces himself to breathe when he’s around Ilya. He goes to his witch friend, Rose, and she puts a spell on Shane to make it seem like he has a pulse and is warm to the touch. He covers all his bases and things are going great. One night they’re having sex. Ilya is fucking him so good that his concentration slips and his fangs drop. As his orgasm hits, he sinks his fangs into Ilya’s shoulder. Ilya’s blood hits his tongue and Shane’s moans at how deliciously perfect it is. He hears Ilya moan in his ear and that brings Shane back. He pulls back from Ilya’s shoulder and looks up at him. He stumbles over his words, trying to explain, but Ilya just grabs Shane’s chin and holds it to keep Shane’s mouth open. Ilya leans down to let his tongue lick across Shane’s fangs, “I fucking knew it.”

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

Baby Shane playing imaginary hockey and then pausing to give imaginary press interviews where he just says things like "gotta put pucks in the net" in his tiny little 7 year old voice.

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

new rwrb book the world is healing guys

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes