never been cool

Like, even Nora was like “Nah, Trojans too good. Gotta find a loophole here. Oh, an honor-bound bleeding heart of a twink that half The Perfect Court wants to bang… yes, yes. This opens ALL the doors.”

You can rebalance that equation to "Previous times that I read this, I didn't get everything out of it that could be got" and then follow the idea back to the source, which must be: "The first time I read this, I didn't get even half of it."

everyone’s like:

“oh shit… alison’s bf just died??.. do we wanna bet on her reaction??? or ??”

*scratches back of head* “sooo andrew just got assaulted and has been for the majority of his childhood?? also aaron killed the guy who did it?? do they need us for the trial or can i do my hw?”

“oh my god?? neil got beat to shit while away with his uncle???? or wait..he ran away to join the abusive cult college sport team for some reason and is now genuinely dissociating so bad he’s having skips in his time and memories but we aren’t allowed to talk abt it??? ok cool ig we won’t talk abt it then”