Per The Url

Steve and Robin make matching shirts that say: "You marry one of us, you marry both of us." On the back of Robin's, it says: "I only do women." Steve's says: "I do both."

puck, suck, and fuck in that order am i right

my non threathening hc of the day is that ilya is a raw dough consumer. he is making brownies with yuna and he is licking that bowl until it's pristinely clean you would never know there's been brownie batter in there. jackie is making homemade dinner rolls with the kids and ilya sweeps in and plucks a chunck out of the dough and throws it in his mouth and the christmas cookies get fucked up every year before they've even been in the oven. ilya is not scared of salmonella, salmonella is scared of him

i can’t believe shane has to face dw “dats wyatt” from arthur now if he wants to beat ilya at hockey

thinking about shane who always has to make sure the last thing he says to ilya before he leaves/goes to sleep/hangs up/etc is ‘i love you’ in case something happens to him. and then something very nearly fucking does happen to him bc he’s involved in the whole plane crash near miss :(

them getting in a fight and ilya leaving in a huff to take a walk after they just said some horrible bitchy shit to each other but shane going (still in angry tone of voice) “WAIT. i love you. i’m still pissed at you but i have to tell you in case you get hit by a car in your 15 minute walk around our neighborhood and die tragically and this fight is the last thing conversation we ever have and then i have to kill myself. okay now go fuck off” and ilya is like okay i will but i think we have another thing we need to talk about after this actually

ouuuughhhh shane slowly becoming more confident in his communication and flirtation with ilya…..he stops backspacing his texts a hundred times…..the way he says ilya’s first name in tampa…..smiling at and touching him at the all star game…..letting ilya fuck him with the curtains up at the cottage and play w him outside….he is so guy who realized he doesn’t have to die wondering :))))

it really is crazy how much the love hudson has for shane comes through in his performance. he loves shane and he understands shane and he brings that out in his acting. the reason hudson makes such a good shane is because he is a phenomenal actor, yes, but also because he loves him. it's really incredible to see

Ilya sometimes just likes to casually play with Shane's hole without the intention of getting either of them off. Just resting on the couch, Shane half laying on top of Ilya, Ilya is wetting his finger before slipping his hand under Shane's briefs and just touching, exploring feeling the soft skin of his rim, probing around the tight heat as if it was his stimming toy, ever so slowly coaxing Shane open and idly dipping the pad of his finger in and out, making Shane feel warm and buzzy while they watch a movie, nearly falling asleep