It needs a Shane to handle an Ilya.

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It needs a Shane to handle an Ilya.

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ilya and shane are babysitting hayden’s kids one day during the summer and as a bit ilya decides to try and bench one of the kids and i think that’s another moment in time when shane, despite his biology, starts fucking ovulating
Accidental cat aquisition Shane Hollander AU. Shane who is spotted with Ilya in a petfood store. Because any scrap of their newly public friendship instantly goes viral, the pictures are all over the internet. They show Shane paying at the check-out and then loading bags into his car. So of course he's asked numerous questions of "Did you buy food for Rozanov's dog" and "Do you and Rozanov share a pet?" and "Why were you in a petfood store with Ilya Rozanov"
So Shane just blurts out "Yeah no I was buying food for my cat. Roz- Ilya and I had a meeting for the Irina foundation earlier that day and he needed food for his dog. And I needed food. For my cat. So we went together."
And then THAT interview goes viral as well. Shane gets various texts from his parents ("You didn't tell us you got a cat, Honey, that's great"), Hayden ("Dude!! A cat? Why did you never tell me! Also the twins want to meet her. So do I by the way") and of course Ilya (It's a screenshot of Shane frowning, an expression Ilya has told him makes him look like an angry kitten. Underneath the screenshot Ilya just writes "this your new cat?")
Shane does the only logical thing one can do in this situation: he stays up all night googling shelters nearby, dives into research on what he needs to best care for a cat and calls Rose (who is currently in a different timezone and therefore also awake. Also, she owns two orange tabbies so she can probably give him cat advice. Rose strongly advices against getting an orange cat).
Shane ends up adopting a young black cat with white paws that someone dropped of at the shelter because they found her on the side of the road. He names her Puck.
Things I hope to see in season 2 (part 2):
Ilya "keep my (future) husband's name out of your fucking mouth" Rozanov, you will always be famous.

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by Ardently_Aiden
Ilya was not raised to be soft like his mama. He was raised to be tough, to chirp first and never let anyone get under his skin. But maybe, just maybe, there’s a softer side to him than most of the world gets to see.
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4 times Ilya is soft and sweet and baby girl for Shane + 1 time he receives the softness right back
Words: 128, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Svetlana Vetrova, Troy Barrett, Harris Drover, Rose Landry
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Additional Tags: 4+1 Things, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Married Life, Friendship, Love, Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Post-Canon, seriously it’s just fluff, no thoughts just fluff, Happily Ever After, Fuck AI, no AI use
It is so important to me that the times Ilya and Shane most closely resemble their fanon versions (Ilya being “lazy/careless,” Shane being “bitchy/nagging/controlling”) are when they’re doing the worst mental health-wise. Like, an even marginally well-regulated Ilya is the furthest thing from careless—he cares So Much!! And tries so hard!! And a Shane with any kind of certainty about his place in the world has no interest in micromanaging his boyfriend’s life; he doesn’t even want to be in control of how his fucking apartment is decorated!! So, yeah, when they’re both feeling like pure shit at the same time, it makes sense that they’d chafe against each other for the same reason that they work so well when Not at literal rock bottom. Because they both need the version of each other that they’re each currently struggling to be.
shane and ilya sitting in the back of the bus/plane/whatever during a roadie, sharing a pair of headphones heads crowded together over ilya’s phone reviewing game footage. shane’s been making them rewind the second period over and over and ilya is tired of it knowing that there’s no more they can do and shane already diagnosed the issue with the tricky play they made, so they should be good. but still shane is stressing the fuck out and is tunnelling over this so he’s gotta do something, the next time shane asks to rewind the play ilya switches over to his locked folder on his phone, pulls up a video he promised shane he deleted, one that shane sent him ages ago, jerking himself off for the camera nice and slow, edging himself to send to ilya during one of the long stretches they were apart. ilya makes shane watch the video he sent him all those years ago and quietly comments on it like it’s game footage, look at that, hmm that was nice, oh sloppy play there hollander, we’ll have to work on that some more, and shane is blushing so much he can’t help it so he puts his hood up and sinks into his sleeves to try and hide his face (bites at his hoodie drawstrings for comfort) and when he tries to turn away ilya just pinches him and says no, you have to watch, see this? right here pointing to shane’s blissed out face on his phone this is very important, you need to see, and that’s when shane on the video comes and the vid ends,
the two of them sit together in the back sharing earbuds while ilya restarts the video, like shane knew he would, he doesn’t fight it anymore, just leans into ilya’s side and watches the video again and any other video ilya has saved on his phone just for shane, lets it all wash over him nice and soothing and he doesn’t care as much about the game anymore, happy with his husband next to him making him see how good he is.
@shanesbian your tags on this post are what prompted all this, thought you should know
Shane and the Centaurs
Post TLG, the same was that it breaks the Hollanders' heart when they see Ilya tear up over something so normal (calling to say hi instead of asking for something, paying for a meal at a restaurant despite Ilya definitely being able to afford it, buying him a sweater for the winter, etc.), it breaks Ilya and eventually the Centaurs' hearts when they see Shane be surprised or a bit overly grateful or apologetic for something that is literally not a big deal.
Shane preemptively defends his ginger ale during a visit to the bar after a game? Bood goes, "Maybe I should try that, but with cranberry juice. I need a new drink option now that I have a kid."
Shane gets tired of the club, but knows Ilya's not ready to leave yet, and he doesn't want to cut his husband's night short, so he quietly gets up to leave. Of course, the Centaurs notice, and Shane braces for the impact, for the "Going to bed already, Hollander? Goody-two-shoes heading out before curfew?" or "Golden boy of hockey trying to be a good role model and go to bed early?"
But all he hears is a smattering of, "Oh, bye Hollzy! We'll make sure your husband gets back safely."
The media manages to get its grubby hands on the other players that aren't Ilya or Bood, asking them, "What is it like having to married players on the same team?"
Shane overhears the question from his corner and internally panics, because while knows they accept them because Troy and Harris are a couple, what if they do have a problem sharing a locker room with a gay couple and -
"It's great," Holmberg says. "Our captain is happy all the time and we get to watch two actual legends on the ice in real time."
"But isn't it a bit... awkward to have to share the locker room with a couple?" one scummy journalist asks.
"I mean sometimes -" And Shane is about to have a panic attack, an honest-to-God panic attack because what does that mean - "only because it just reminds me of single I am."
"Yeah," LaPointe pipes up. "Watching the greatest hockey players of our time be in love with each other really hits you with the single stick. It's like they read each other's minds, and I can barely figure out if a woman is interested in me."
At one of Bood's BBQ, and friends and family are invited to this one. One of the kids loudly proclaims they need help with their math homework ("If you'd done it yesterday like you said you would, Timmy, you wouldn't have to do it now."), and Shane is waiting for someone to to shout "Ask Shane. He knows." But someone says, "Ask Hayes or Haas. They're trying to make a comic to make math fun. They need the research."
Quietly and without fuss, the Centaurs simply accept Shane into their fold. Some nights, Ilya has to just hold him or lie on top of him from being overwhelmed at the sheer decency he's shown.
In the same way that Shane secretly wishes he could throw a punch or two at Grigori and Alexei, Ilya wishes the same at the Metros. And would you look at that! They have a couple games against them, so he gets to have his wish.
They didn't stand a chance.

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I KNOW that the head ilya got post meeting shane’s parents and proving that he’s a certified™ good guy and suitable partner for their son was crazyyy, and ilya’s definitely all sweet and happy after successfully being shane’s boyfriend where other people could see and maybe he wants more of that cute domesticity he’s never been able to have but shane’s just looking at him, like a wild animal, before going ‘ilya take your pants off right now’ and then he uno reverses the rozanov tornado blowjob
they're on the cens plane, ilya on his phone and shane asleep in the seat next to him, and when the plane hits some turbulence shane's head gets tossed around a bit. he blearily comes to, squinting at his surroundings. but ilya, who noticed the disturbance to shane's sleep the moment it happened, is already reaching over to guide shane's head to his shoulder. shane follows easily. once he's comfortably and securely nestled there he drifts back to sleep no problem. the turbulence doesn't bother him again. ilya feels like nothing could bother him again ever
okay but Shane is kinda bitey and maybe sometimes Ilya let him leave marks (pretended he didn't notice but he liked having proof of Shane proof of being Shane's even when he couldn't be)
the first time marleau meets Shane properly--
"So you're the one who was marking up Roz all those years, huh?"
Shane is too surprised to turn tomato red like he would normally.
"I could probably ID you by dental record, Hollzy. Guess it makes sense you're a kinky fucker if you're with Roz."
Ilya elbows Cliff, his cheeks dusted pink. "Pay no attention to this loud stupid American. He does not know what he's saying."
"Oh sorry, I had to look at your foreplay for years but I'm not allowed to mention it?" Cliff rolls his eyes. "All's I'm saying is it's good you match his freak."
Cliff punctuates it with a friendly punch to Shane's shoulder and then he moves off toward the open bar. Leaving Ilya to sputter and Shane to stare, brain rebooting.
Ilya fuck drunk babbling about Shane's hole is my favorite creature

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little hollander-rozanov lying on ilya who's lying on shane........... their baby lying on shane's baby who's lying on shane.................
Ilya, giggling: They were out of ginger ale so I got you something else. See all they had was—
Shane: do not. Say it.
Ilya: all they had was Squirt :)