Per The Url

WHO WANTS SPAGHETTI FIC?

JUST UNDER THE WIRE FOR SNAKE DAY BABEEEEEY

“average Leverage episode has as much hockey in it as an episode of Heated Rivalry ” factoid actuallyjust statistical error. average Leverage episode has 0 hockey. The Blue Line Job, which has 10,000 more hockey moments than all of HR s1 is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

ilya spitting a vodka shot into shane's mouth

ilya would loooove to interrupt someone by slurping really loud through the straw at the last half inch of his big gulp and then going ahhhh. okei you were saying

day 1 of being normal about shane hollander

ok so i have bad news

how wet and desperate do u think shane was when ilya said get on your knees. he was so nervous and worked up bc its been so long since their first hookup he’s probably convinced himself it was a fluke, it couldn’t actually have been that good but then having ilya so close to him again, he allowed to have this again!!!! and ilya immediately takes the lead, tells him what to do, puts him on his knees!!!! shane probably wanted to suck him off again so bad but maybe he was embarrassing by how quickly he dropped to his knees the first time, so he came into the room thinking no, im not doing that again!!! but he doesn’t get a choice!!! bc ilya doesn’t even ask him to! he orders him! get on ur knees. and shane does!!!!! he just does!!!! and immediately he’s reminded that fuck, he loves it. he loves cock in his mouth fuckkkkkk.

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.