Kuiper Chaos Vanth

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

I love the integrity of paying her more he did not expect the motherlode but he was NOT about to lose it

yall NEED to know the currency conversion means he's handing her 69 cents (USD) at a time

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

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(scrolling past several gifsets of the same movie) using my keen senses of deduction i can conclude that mutual watched a movie today