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Set the scene ~ 'star wars episode V: the empire strikes back' plays, Damian, Dick and Tim are 3 films deep into a star wars marathon, Damian has been almost completely quiet up until this point.
Vader: "Luke, I am your father"
Damian (loudly): WHAT
Dick: *softly chuckles* plot twist!
Tim: *mouthful of popcorn* I love this bit
Damian: WHAT. GRAYSON. STOP THE - *reaches for the remote* PAUSE IT RIGHT NOW
Dick: okay okay it's paused *continues to chuckle* need a moment to process this one?
Damian: I am so confused
Tim: it's really not that hard, his name kinda means father in German, don't you speak like 10 languags?
Dick: hey, be nice this is a big thing for every first time star wars viewer!
Damian: *muttering quietly* so this is where he got it from
Dick: huh? Oh! you mean his talent for the force? Yeah I guess-
Damian: what? No I'm not talking about - shush for a minute
Dick: huh what do you mea-
Damian: Richard shush I need a minute
Tim: yeah Richard shush
*silence for 3 minutes*
*Damian switches from looking confused, to questioning, to angry*
Damian: I need to call Jason immediately
Dick: sorry Dames he's on a no-comms stake out with Cass right now, do you -
Damian: DAMN IT!
Tim: woah buddy calm down *gets popcorn thrown at him* HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Damian: Tim this is a serious matter. It is imperative I talk to Jason.
Dick: okay okay, Damian it's just a film, one I know Jason's seen before, I'm sure you'll be fine to wait until he's available
Damian: I know he's seen it before, that's the problem! I've just found out he's been lying to me my whole life! I must talk to him so I can question him thoroughly!
Dick and Tim: ... What²
Damian: *exhales, pinches the bridge of his nose* Jason has been quoting that particular line to me for years, any time in the league when I asked for a reason I had to do something he would always say, and I quote, "Damian, I am your father" in that exact voice.
Tim: okay that's funny from him
Damian: except it wasn't Timothy. It was infuriating. It was the answer to everything. And when I tried asking him if it was a quotation, he would vehemently deny it.
Tim: I stand on that being hilarious.
Damian: I hope you never experience love ever again.
Tim: *indignant squawk* hey!
Dick: woah there guys, let just calm it down here, it's just a film -
Damian: NO DICK ITS NOT JUST A FILM! I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY BROTHER AND CLOSEST ALLY HAS BEEN LYING TO ME FOR YEARS!!! I AM BEYOND BETRAYED!
Tim: all this over a film quote? Really?
Damian: I am going to murder him and then you Timothy. Watch your back.
The Batkids trying to hack into Bruce's computer:
Tim: The prompt says name of his favorite child
Dick: Ohhh....so sorry about this guys, but we have to face the truth
*Password declined*
Dick: WHAT?!
Damian: Apologies Grayson, but clearly as the blood-son it must be me
*declined*
Damian: Obviously, he made this password before I was born
Jason: Hey, don't look at me, we all know it's not me
Cassandra: Why is everyone looking at me?
Tim: Oh we all know he's a total girl-dad. Besides, I'm not officially his kid, so I doubt it's me
*declined*
Everyone: WHAT???
Note on screen: "Stop trying to hack into my computer. I don't have favorites - B"
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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
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I love how in Do Revenge it goes "they were fucked up to do this. It was really fucked up. But they were right." Coming-Of-Rage is really the genre of all time
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