A miracle of moving parts

alucard in the first half of acol, seeing her kiss that guy he hates again: no fuck not like that

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

Two scrimshawed sperm whale teeth, 19th century

Recently started embroidering and discovered the joy of decorating my clothes

A. He knows Obi-Wan will actually do what's best for the planet instead of leaving it to the idiot government in charge to deal with

B. He is making a dramatic Statement about not being able to escape the lineage you come from even in death

C. He is aware of the non-zero chance of being betrayed by Sidious, so he makes it that upon Dooku's death the New Count of Serenno and leader of the CIS is given all of his Very Important Documents Describing the Sith Lord Immediately

And most importantly:

D. No matter how distant or cruel he may be, Dooku is after all part of the disaster lineage and is not above fucking with his grand-padawan from beyond the grave solely because the idea amuses him.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Behold, Dorothea

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"