Dear Gods, no...

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

The alphabet will start at 9

we must destroy the societal image of "The Parent" as an inherently benevolent being with good in their heart