It's all about the forever

being a woman is like…yeah lol you can pursue self-fulfillment and happiness on the side but don’t forget your main eternal quest is for unattainable beauty and ritual degradation 

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

a nightmare

Somewhere between Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet is a person who knows how to plan just enough.

Unfortunately, that person was Iago.

alright but what if every single one of the harry potter main characters eventually have a kid that they name “Fred” without knowing anyone else also did this (so now there’s fred potter, fred weasley, fred longbottom, etc) except they’re friends so all their kids are friends and as soon as one of them gets in trouble someone’s yelling “FRED” and 3-6 kids are turning around going “WHAT DID I DO” and I think that’s exactly the kind of chaotic legacy Fred would’ve liked to leave

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

mom shaped

run bitch

im tired of these stupid vape tricks like just go away

What did Ron do now?

I’m

gyzym:  #forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allows me to lay over it the most beautiful of interpretations to wit:#that steve is experiencing that horribly awkward moment when you’re attracted to someone and it makes you too aware of your own body#on the outside he’s all calm but on the inside it’s like#‘RED ALERT CAPTAIN ROGERS THIS IS A FOUR ALARM HOTNESS SITUATION!!#oh god what am i doing with my hands what do i do with my hands is there some kind of like – protocol –#should i hook them in my belt loops? maybe? FUCK this doesn’t feel right#GODDAMN IT STEVE YOU SPENT SIX HOURS LAST NIGHT IN A COLD WAR WIKIPEDIA SPIRAL#YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOOGLED ‘WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HANDS IN 2014’ ?!?!?#okay calm down rogers calm down be cool it’s fine he didn’t notice just put them in your pockets easy does it totally normal nothing to see#SHIT now that my hands are in my pockets i can’t just STAND here looking like i’m trying to puff up my massive chest HE MUST THINK I’M SUCH#A#TOOL#okay here it is here’s the plan: the lean#just – lean – on the wall#u can do it steve ol buddy remember when you used to actually need to lean on stuff and just play it like that#leaaaaaaan on over#just casual#reaaaaaaal casual#YES. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE POSITION. I AM SO CASUAL AND NORMAL. THIS IS WHERE MY HANDS SHOULD GO.#EXCELLENT TACTICAL DECISION MAKING UNDER PRESSURE CAPTAIN ROGERS#WHY THANK YOU CAPTAIN ROGERS.’

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.