βoliver discovers youβre a brotherβ
you and oliver are on a date. what could possibly go wrong? nothing, actually. at least in your books!
oliver x player! gn! reader
word count: 1.1k
warnings: authorβs first posted fic; hardly beta read; author hasnβt read an actual oliver fanfic in literal years; oliverβs a playboy and youβre a player
you never thought youβd see someone that appeared asβ¦ mature as oliver jump out of his seat like you told him you won the lottery and heβs getting a cut. he stared at you wide-eyed for a moment and covered his hand with his mouth.
youβre just grateful the two of you decided karaoke was the best place for a date so thereβs a modicum of privacy. the date hadnβt even gone far at all. he was supposed to go first, but his song was playing futility in the background as he started to almost double over in laughter. he even started to pace around the room
βis this guy fucking crazy?β you briefly wonder. all you did was clarify what you wanted out of the relationship. something casual, no strings attached. non-exclusive so youβre both allowed to see other people despite dating a bit. he was fine with that.
in fact, oliver was so fine with it he damn near shed a tear before pulling you by the waist towards him and giving you a chaste kiss. oliver grinned, smiling into your mouth before breaking the kiss. βthen weβre perfect for each other, sweetheart.β he had said.
no, what got mr. chucklefuck going was what you said next. you had put your hands on his shoulders, leaning back slightly so you could see oliverβs face properly before speaking, βyouβre some kind of professional football player, right?β
oliver gave you a sly grin and held you firmer in his toned arms. ββya got that right.β he looked you over again, chuckling before asking, βwhy? does athletic guys getting sweaty on a pitch do it for you?β damn right it does, but thatβs not why youβre asking.
apparently you have a clear type and itβs solely comprised of football players, and youβve been with enough that you knew it was better if word about you didnβt get out. itβd be a nightmare if some of them found out they were going out with the same personβ¦
so, bashfully, you mutter, βi meanβ¦ kinda, but honestly iβm asking because i want you to keep us on the down-low. youβre not the only football guy im datingβ¦β now, youβre proud of your ability to score hot guys, but itβs a bit embarrassing to admit it aloud, so you whisper the last bit, βby a long shot.β
unfortunately for you, oliver heard everything. heβs still confident, raising an eyebrow and smirking like he knows your entire deal. βi see, i see, so how many are you dating? two or three? donβt worry, baby, i wonβt tell.β he gently held your chin to guide your wandering eyes back to him.
you pouted at him a bit before racking your brain for a headcount of how many players youβve bagged. apparently the way your eyebrows furrowed was cute enough for him to kiss your forehead. βitβs really okay, baby, iβm not upset.β
well, goodβnot that you cared, if he did get upset you wouldve just got up and left. you wave him off, βno, itβs not that, i justβ¦ kinda donβt know how many?β well, that caught his attention. what do you mean you donβt know?
βno, wait, this is seriousβ¦β you mutter, before fucking finger counting. βthereβs hugo, reo, sei, mihya, lexi, sae, bunny, ichi, rinnieβ¦β youβre at nine fingers now and oliverβs jaw has fully dropped. he pulled away from you, now carding his fingers through his hair in what seems like shock.
thatβs how you got here, staring at this buffoon laughing and pacing in the damn karaoke room. it was almost scary. then, suddenly, he snapped to his senses and whipped towards you while pulling his phone out of his pocket.
βband for band!β he showed you his phone, practically shoving it in your hands. βletβs see who has the most huzz.β you have half a mind to slap the shit out of himβ¦. but when else are you going to be able to go band for band with a guy like him? so you say βfuck itβ and give him yours so you could see who has the most huzz between the two of you
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oliver won by a small margin. heβs talking to exactly three more people than you. whatever. itβs not like you caredβ¦ youβre totally going to beat him by next weekβ¦ oliver is patting his own damn back right now, saying something along the line of how he βknew he hadnβt lost his touch.β
you arenβt going down easily though. you give him a shit-eating grin like youβre the won who won this dick measuring contest. βsure, youβve got more huzz than meβ¦ but do they all know each other like mine do? are any of them best friends, enemies, on the same team, orβ¦β you drew this out, like you sensed it was the killing blow, βbrothers?β
he silently stood up, looking despondently out of a window that wasnβt there. you could swear wind was blowing against him and the world suddenly went grayscale. you did it. he may have won the battle but youβve won the war.
because, no, oliver aiku wasnβt crazy enough to simultaneously date multiple egotistical maniacs who knew or were related to each other in some way; he wasnβt even slick enough to make sure his huzz didnβt know who each other were.
oliverβs finally turned to look at you after spending a minute brooding. the wind you swear is there has picked up and leaves are somehow being blown in the background. there are shadows over his eyes.
his voice was low and his tone was serious, βteach me your ways.β he whispered, almost as if he couldnβt believe what he asked, βthere is much for me to learnβ¦β you simply nodded, understanding how desperate of a plea it was.
the two of you spent the rest of your date comparing notes on how to βbest get the huzz.β at one point oliver clapped the back of your shoulder and hugged you to his chest like you were family. you hugged him with the same intensity βyou, y/n, are a brotherβ¦ youβre invited to the group chat.β
βthisβ¦ this is a group chat only the best of players can enter.β he was serious still, pulling away from the pact-like hug to enter your number into the gc. βwait!β you held his wrist to stop him. there was a flicker of betrayal in his eyes at the thought of you not wanting access to his elite-tier player gc.
your face was serious and your body was breaking into a cold sweat. βlet me look through the numbers in the gc first. i canβt have them knowing about each other prematurely.β oliver couldβve sworn he fell in love.

















