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see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

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thrashedparticle

#black and blue

quietwingsinthesky

love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it

Ruxian what's the worst injury you've ever gotten while doing parkour?

(early in my career i was much more foolhardy and made some very stupid mistakes. i think the worst was when i tried to leap from one roof to another, fell, and broke my leg. i didnt try that for almost a perigee even after i had recovered.)

#Ruxian IC

1eos

#Gusept things

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depsidase

#bad blue boys

homunculus-argument

A demon/monster hunting show that's just 90% about smartass rules lawyering. Can only be killed by a silver bullet? How about a bullet train, does a bullet train count as a bullet? How much of that thing has to be silver for it to count as a silve bullet? "Cannot be killed by any force on this Earth" well get fucking space launched, idiot. It all boils down to seeing what does and does not count. Far, far less "first few seasons of Supernatural" and a lot more Mythbusters. Or hell, perhaps with some "will it blend?" also thrown in.

At one point they manage to kill a monster that "cannot be killed by a weapon forged by man" by running it over with a Honda Civic. There's someone on the scene to play Watson for us, asking the details of how did they manage that. Was it because a car doesn't count as a weapon? No, it does count as one if you intend to use it as one. Is it because a car has obviously not been forged by a blacksmith like a sword would be? Nah, that actually doesn't count.

Why, then, was it the "man/human" thing? Did they somehow find a Honda Civic built in a factory that is entirely operated by an all-female crew? Nah, not that either. But they did find a lesbian auto shop that could take the original car apart, and replace all the parts with different ones. They wanted to see if they can ship of theseus this whole thing and if it still counts as the same car, and turns out that it doesn't.

mikkeneko

Mythbusters: Now With Real Myths

almiarangers

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

depsidase

kaenith

Valentines for your quadrantmates!

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uncertainlys

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

dogpuppy

celestialtrolls

will someone pick up their annoying ass serial killer goth gf she's such a pain

why does her room have prison vibes. #abandonedapartmentblockaesthetic i guess

#A+ art I love her

world-enough-and-timerogue

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

#bad blue boys #God you're so right

piosplayhouse

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#bad blue boys

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mpregeminem

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

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test to see if you have been here for way too long

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