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The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

personally i think miucrosoft should be sued for what they're doing to the game industry

one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out

it seeems toda,y , that all you see, is backrooms movie, and among us tv

The PlayStation can produce mind-boppying effects.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

poor fool tried to deceive me but I saw him smiling like the ginch when he thought I wasn't looking

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck