HC's RP Journal Thing

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

abunnies hop can often destroy everytjinggggggg

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Sorry i said i wanted to kill you, i was trying to flirt ://

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars