HC's RP Journal Thing

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

this is how people talk about george w bush

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

you are like if two people had a child

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

it was a dire dire dox

What?

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers