dead fictional camel

sorry i forgot to text you back i was scared

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

morose code I communicate in short and long sighs

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

i am so glad its not my job to go to the moon i would have no idea how to do that

imagining a straight normal guy who's into lana del rey with no ulterior motive or anything and waters coming out of my ear and i think its important water

the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore

popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise