Much Ado In General +

I love drunk Beyoncé.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO

omg i’ve only seen this in gifs but i’ve never actually heard her say it i’m screaming

 #these dumb videos were as much of my childhood as the real harry potter was

Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts 

WHY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

It’s stupid for companies to pay for ads on Spotify: the only people who will hear the ads are people who have a demonstrated unwillingness to buy things that they don’t need.

#ah yes I will advertise to the most SPITEFULLY STUBBORN group on earth

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

i haven’’t heard this song outside of this video

You know if some people talk shit about this maybe don’t? If this is how he copes and wishes his family member well, so what

some people???? film themselves singing to justin bieber while grandpa is on his death bed??? to cope??

something that's been on my mind for a while is how a lot of people, mainly white women, think billie eilish's decision to wear baggy clothing n not sexualise herself is revolutionary but when it comes to brown / Muslim women using the same logic in which to cover themselves it's not considered so (and that's no shade, like I love billie but like)

white women who choose to dress modestly are empowered, brown women who choose to dress modestly are oppressed. it’s actually very belittling bc it’s implied white women are smart enough to make their own choices about how they dress, but the muslim woman must be indoctrinated and can’t think for herself

Abolish ICE.

Don’t forget the students paid tuition

Isn’t that entrapment? What they did sounds highly illegal on a lot of levels

ICE is racist and needs to be abolished immediately. The people who are carrying out these anti-immigrant policies should be held to account for their crimes.

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit