I am a brutally soft woman

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

(via scatterhearted, girlswholikegirls)