Huh??

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

What if everything gets better in 2016

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

This is killing me

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'