Huh??

me before talking to anyone: plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. gettibg an abortion and its you

I gasped

deadbeat group chat member

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag

- matriarch has a danish butter cookies tin filled with buttons

all humans do is save plastic bags, dumpling, pancake, fill cookie tin with buttons, stab and lie

fancy hats, finding repeated syllables in names cute, and narrative dance

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon