#ripchristina

wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself

once again wishing everyone a very pleasant please don’t kill yourself

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

love when werewolf transformation is shown as painful. hell yeah baby i want to become my true self and i want it to hurt

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means