*distant yee-hawing*

to be completely honest *starts lying

Poorly photoshopped images are infinitely better than ai generated images

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

"Listen for Christ's sake we're a modern paper. Parker - Parker get in here - this is Madeline Parker, came out three months ago. Best photographer we've got. We're proud to have her on board. We at the Daily Bugle are proud to support the LGBTQ+ community bUT THIS SPIDER-GIRL IS A MENACE"

Overwhelming consensus on this post is that you should come out in your superhero identity first, and then a couple weeks down the line come out in your secret identity and when people ask just go “Oh seeing Spider-Girl come out really gave me the confidence to come out myself” which is the best possible answer

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

i miss 8tracks. dot com

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education