*distant yee-hawing*

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

You don’t have to think you’re hot but other people inevitably are going to so you at least need learn to accept that perception with grace instead of falling back on self deprecation every time someone is brave enough to call you cute

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

2025 episode of glee: rachel breaks up with finn because he didn't get her a labubu in the colour she wanted. sue says she has a copy of the epstein files and threatens to release them and include the entirety of the glee club in them if schuester doesn't stop failing cheerios for not spelling latino as latinx with santana as her informant. quinn starts her own crumbl cookies saying that if even mormons can do it so can a real christian. mercedes leads the tots revolt 2.0 but this time it's dubai chocolate that's getting banned. there's a matcha rave at the lima bean and everyone gets food poisoning. ms pillsbury starts handing out pamphlets on how non-binary tea is valid. mike tells tina that if they don't go to asian couples therapy he'll unfriend her on rednote. blaine is singing moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans to kurt while he googles "DL bear trade" and sees karofsky's picture come up first in the search results. brittany is convinced labubus are alive and are trying to murder lord tubbington. mr schue raps about palestine and gets cancelled by jacob ben israel. the glee club writes an original song about how trump is a big old meanie and gets him impeached. charli xcx is there

the feminine urge to write a love letter and sign it with a lipstick kiss mark

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.