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LLM psychosis is simply the democratisation of being surrounded by yes-men and unctuous toadies, an experience previously only accessible to dictators and kings and cult leaders and venture capitalists

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

homestuck owns every concept ever

I heavily fw bro

hey if you're someone who edits Wikipedia articles, spread the word that it's quite disrespectful that so many Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander public figures' Mobs/nations are not listed in their bios at all. Even well-known figures who have publicly stated who their Mob are, get simply described as "Aboriginal" or "First Nations" with no specification of their Mob/nation. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are not a monolithic culture. Every nation/Country/Mob has its own language, law, lore, customs, songlines etc. Promoting, unwittingly or not, the notion that Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are one monolithic group feeds into the very same colonial narrative that was used to justify settler colonisation and attempted genocide (i.e the racist idea that we were/are a primitive monolithic people without culture, language, etc.). Of course, there are people whose Country might not be publicly known, but I am ofc, not talking about those figures. If wiki editors can do it for Taika Waititi, you can do it for famous Blakfellas. Also in general, this is respectful to do if you're writing about Blakfellas.

[video desc: person impaling two watermelons on a stake for their small army of guinea pigs to consume, which is filmed on fast forward and oddly threatening. screenshotted tag reads "eaten alive by toupees"]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point