Things go down there V

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

'disembowel' is such a good word. y'know your bowels? they are GONE