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right but a regular business does not require you to literally pay for the privilege of being involved. like the top of the pyramid makes money because the bottom of the pyramid *gives* money. in regular business the bottom of the pyramid still receives money.
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Nathan is so funny and weird bro 😭🤣
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Fun fact: my sibling’s partner, while idly talking about sports, was like, “you know what’s a WEIRD athlete nobody ever talks about? JOCKEYS, they’re all four feet tall and jacked and psychotic and they fight people. And they’re all Irish for some reason? My dad used to go to a jockey bar in California”
And my sibling was like “oh hey; they’re writing a book about a jockey”
And their partner was like “and they’re all Irish or from the Dominican Republic????? Why??”
And I was like “oh yeah - the weight limit has to be half the weight of the average American male so by numbers Americans don’t really ride races any more, the top flat jockeys in the USA are from Latin America. In Ireland and the UK there’s a lot of Irish and the Irish go everywhere for economic reasons and get purposefully imported to Japan and-“
And the partner was like “and they’re all four feet tall and crazy!”
And I was like “and they’re all crazy! The most injured athletes!! The athletes with no off season! The most concussed athletes! And unlike football and hockey players, they don’t get brain damage from it.”
My sibling was like, “they don’t?”
And I was like, “well no!! They don’t!! The most resilient and fastest-healing athletes for some reason. Of course, two of them die on live TV every year —-“
“TWO OF THEM DIE EVERY YEAR?”
“Yeah well that’s just the ones that die IN RACES, more of them drop dead in exercise riding but dw about it…”
My sibling’s partner broke in, in a tone of revelation; “and nobody notices them! They only see the horse!!!”
Anyway that was weird and fun . There are audiences for my bullshit everywhere I guess
1) Japan imports Irish people
2) two jockeys die on live TV a year (average)
are both competing heavily in my mind for most surprising fact. Neck and neck you might say.
America's first sport was racing and America's first jockeys were Black. I recommend this book:
You weren’t specifically addressing me, but since you commented on my post, you are locked into an unskippable cutscene now; sorry not sorry
I wrote a Tumblr-style starter pack on the history of Black jockeys in the USA with resources (this book cited) https://www.tumblr.com/elodieunderglass/776574564787470336/thank-you-so-much-for-pulling-together-all-this
https://www.tumblr.com/elodieunderglass/805427397681971200/ourfriendsthejays-blackhistoryalbum-the Isaac burns Murphy biography post
https://www.tumblr.com/elodieunderglass/801817879304683520/sharpay-did-you-know-that-the-very-first-assembly on why the opening lines of “Nope (2022)” are technically inaccurate but dont worry about it and more information about the Black jockey who was one of the FIRST HUMAS TO BE FILMED
https://www.tumblr.com/elodieunderglass/798212921538772992/a-video-from-the-met-museum-about-conserving-a context and reflection on silks that belonged to a Black jockey
A phenomenal piece of Ancient Greek sculpture depicts a Black jockey - the Greek African child riding a racehorse in eternity, called the Jockey of Artemision: https://www.tumblr.com/elodieunderglass/796192644208459776/today-we-can-learn-about-the-jockey-of
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wait hold up they don't get CTE from it is this just bc we don't Have The Brains to confirm or.......
Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet
What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.
In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.
I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".
The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!
Are adult The Beans usually around the size of the one in the above photo? The most famous one I know of is about three humans tall. Is that a genetic rarity, or is it more like lobsters?
There's a lot of debate in TheBean Biology circles about the massive The Bean residing in Millennium Park. It's not known why this The Bean chose the park or why it has grown to such gargantuan size. I'm not an expert, I just live here, but I tend to agree with the newer theory that they can regularly grow to massive sizes in the wild, but we only tend to encounter smaller ones because such huge sizes generally only occur in deep freshwater lakes.
It's certainly very unusual to see a The Bean of that size on land. Such a privilege to live in a place where they feel safe enough to take up residence alongside humans.
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take your wedding ring off that's literally fetish gear and you're wearing it in public you disgusting freak nobody wants to see that
unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going
stupid boy. stupid boy. let’s get some shoes. let’s party.
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saying “children are an oppressed class” is objectively true but also no one fucking believes you. especially if you yourself are a child. which is funny because that’s like textbook oppression
it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism
the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t
if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves
leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now
demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years
day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too
day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight
one of the best edits i have ever seen by uhbucky on tiktok
so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?
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Epstein files discourse has me more convinced than ever that we need to be talking a lot less about "pedophiles" and talking a lot more about child sexual abuse.
I talked about how conservative authoritarians define "pedophilia" as "youth autonomy," but even among less overtly authoritarian communities, the spectre of The Pedophile is, at best, a distraction from the reality of CSA.
"Pedophiles" are a distinct, discrete type of person. They're Not Like Us, but also, they Could Be Anywhere. They're hiding in plain sight among us, lurking and sabotaging. Anyone could secretly one of them. They're queer, they're Jewish, they're vaguely foreign. They conspire. They're a cabal. They have secret signals. They're rich and powerful and secretly control governments, but they're also poor and dirty and hide in alleyways. They're sexually deviant. They're everywhere and nowhere, and you should constantly be on guard against anyone who might be one.
Child sexual abuse, on the other hand, is abuse. It's an action, not a type of person. Anyone can commit it, because it's an abuse of power, and all adults and many other children have power over all children. Any adult has the ability to sexually abuse a child, because every adult has the ability to wield power over any child. Child sexual abuse is part of the continuum of child abuse, which in turn is part of the continuum of abuse, which can be committed by anyone who has the power to commit it.
The Epstein clients are the most prosaic phenomenon in the world. Rich, powerful people trafficked powerless people to force the powerless people to serve them. Rich, powerful people got away with breaking laws. Rich, powerful people uses people as objects -- in this case, as sex objects, but by the same structural mechanisms by which they use people to clean their houses, pick their crops, and assemble widgets in their factories.
It's not A Secret Cabal Of Pedophiles Conspiratorially Running The Government. It's just kyriarchy working as intended. Absolutely, keep up the pressure to release the Epstein files and prove what we already know, but if you're using "pedophiles" in a sentence where "illuminati" would make sense, put down the conspiracy juice and pick up the youthlib juice instead.
