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every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now

zarvasystem

i try to slap my partner on the ass but its a random crit so she gibs instantly

cottoncandylesbo

twinks are like a bug.

cryptotheism

You're jealous of my carapace

christianstepmoms

Harvesting Twink Chitin for my special powder.

cryptotheism

Im not falling for that a fifth time

delicatecombat

Mourning Doves

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flipchild

"bust lightyear" .. now if this was his name, im not jokong around

flipchild

you story

flipchild

i just got chills from my own work

chiimeramanticore

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

#3:49 and im smoking a goint

podcastwizard

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

podcastwizard

where were they. greta where were they.

fuggmuff

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

yellbug

currently reading modelland which is tyra banks' YA novel from 2011. this book is so strikingly weird in its visuals. it feels like shaun tan's the arrival and the uglies series had a baby and the baby was bad but there was something fascinating about the baby that made you want to read it. it is also very hard to follow because it feels like it was dictated. i do think tyra actually wrote it instead of having some ghostwriter editor do it because no one else would write like this and it's genuinely magnetic. i keep doing other things and then going god i can't wait to go back to reading modelland.

what the fuck is going on with the smizes. they're like... spontaneously generated orbs that are released into the dystopia's water so it like incentivizes everyone to waste water and swim in sewage for the chance to have one because it bestows a magic power that means you can become a famous fashion model. and then when you find a smize it like expands like a ponyo spell in your hands and turns into glasses that make you beautiful??

another wrinkle is that the world of modelland has nations. one of them is france, but the first guy from that nation who we meet is a homunculus with a giant human hand for a head. he's the only one like that so far so i don't know. another nation has ONLY people with albinism, which is really confusing because they explicitly point out that their whole nation-state has a ton of life-threatening health complications because of it

unfortunately i have a lot further to go before i know all the secrets of modelland

No, we never know when ManAttack will happen.

nevergiveupparis

fullafag

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ymawgat

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

mousenemy

What?

chromatic-king

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

allegedly-human

I will. I WILL!!

surreality51

the-real-tc

I’m in this picture. AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT LIKE IT!!!

#life hack: just write it out of order

selnyam

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i knew gnome saga would play into hlvrai2 since wayne & crew said as much in the BTS vid but.

al(y)x being mute might just be an inversion of gordon being the silent protag but im all aboard for the theory that she had her voice stolen due to wayne/the player being the protagonist of hlage. and that he explicitly refers to her as The Girl. “you will meet her very soon” :)

#that abd the looking at the slide in act 1 #god i love hlage so much im glad its a canon part of the series #and not just a spiritual sequel #cant wait to see how it all turns out #hlvrai 2 spoilers #hlvrai 2 act 3 spoilers

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