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Greetings! I'm Darra, and this is my general blog for anything I'm interested in.
I block people liberally, so if you're blocked, you're either a bigot, or it's nothing personal. I just like to curate my dash.
If you want to chat, I'm generally open to that, but don't expect a lot of interaction – I have very limited social energy.
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Sofa sitting positions
I found it
This has to be like an ancient relic or something
Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”
“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”
Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”
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this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person
[ID: Two comics of simple cartoon characters. The first one shows a person crushed by a large boulder from the waist down, clearly bleeding, and a second person talking to them (they are wearing a shirt that says "Rock rescue"). The crushed person asks: "Can you please help me? I'm trapped under this boulder and it really hurts!" The shirt person replies with: "You should try cognitive behavioral therapy! Anxiety can make the pain worse which causes a feedback loop." The crushed person then asks: "Can we please get the boulder off first?" only to be met with "No." The second comic depicts the formerly crushed person now using crutches and with their lower half covered in bandages, and a different person with a clipboard talking to them. The clipboard person says: "I'm going to need you to get under this boulder!" and the crushed person replies with: "Why would I do that?" They are met with: "It's the only way to get better! You need to build up your tolerance to being under boulders! How can you live a happy life if you can't even endure being under a boulder?" The crushed person points out: "You don't have a boulder.", only to be ignored and told: "You don't want to get better. You won't get better if you don't cooperate." End: ID]
Yeah, we felt that. Unfortunately many doctors and even family members of ours have this attitude. And while we are privileged enough to have some choice of healthcare providers, so we can look for less ableist ones, the family issue isn't as easy to solve. Also, we need to remind ourselves that we are allowed to use said privilege all we want and need, because it's the type of privilege everyone should have.
this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person
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If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.
Honestly making new friends in my late 20s early 30s has in some ways been indistinguishable from dating except the courtship period is not romantic or sexual. I think people need to revisit the art of flirting in a friend way…like presenting your best self to a person and genuinely glowing when they return the gesture. And letting people influence and change you and getting excited when you have a chance to talk to them. That’s what makes getting to know someone fun in the first place…everyone in those advice threads about how to befriend people is basically describing how to have Coworkers not friends. “Go to a bar and hang out and start a conversation” you can do this but you have to follow up the first encounter with putting your best foot forward instead of just listlessly hoping for the social approval of the other party!!!!
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
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The lexical divergences didn't make the mutual intelligibility any service.
Polish: I'm looking for kids at the shop.
Czech: I'm fucking kids in the basement
I ugly-laugh/cackled in a short burst when I saw this.
A) because language is INSANE; B) because OH MY GOD how unfortunate;
and C) that you knew my language nerd self would appreciate this (truly awful) situation.
To be honest? The more I learn about Slavic Languages the more I am convinced that at least HALF the strife in the region is because someone misinterpreted what someone else was saying. Or if something was a QUESTION VERSUS A STATEMENT, YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOS MANIACS.
In Ukrainian this'd mean "Looking for kids in a burial vault".
"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"
DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT
do you think these people can read
Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."
"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules
do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??
they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???
reblog to remind somebody about their molecules
people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules
prism's parental situation
The Pure Vessel
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Did a little screenshot study and then turned it into a phone lockscreen.
and oh hey! you can use it as a phone lockscreen too!
post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button
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