Periwinkle and Lilac Oh My

wait

i am tired and i will never be free

I fucking hate this website

when i saw the placement of the images and the first set of lyrics i knew what it was

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it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

I’m scared guys

Let's make it worse!

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

Please eat a vegetable @platinummice

I’m not allowed to eat vegetables they all got poop bacteria on the or somthin

Assuming ur talking about cyclospora, u should be good so long as you dont eat prechopped fruits and vegetables. Obviously wash them before eating, and you might want to cook them, but vegetables are still encouraged.

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

Since we had to sacrifice Ever After High to the fairytale retelling gods can we keep making new Descendants movies until it reaches Once Upon a Time levels of unhinged?