Periwinkle and Lilac Oh My

@thunderhawk727

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1193

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Unfortunately everything I know of is the sort of stuff people take their American cousins who can only sort of speak the language to (on account of being that cousin). That said, there’s a Roman fort and a historical town (? Cannot remember the German or English name sorry) in the general vicinity of Frankfurt. Those are quite fun.

where is this reel. i must yell

Well that’s… interesting…