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Through some kind of supernatural shinanigans, Dean's soul leaves his body, and in a desperate attempt to keep him earthbound, Cas creates a vacuum in his vessel to suck up Dean's soul. And in order to preserve Dean's body, Cas possesses it with Sam's consent

First thing that happens? The obligatory argument of Dean (In Cas' vessel) yelling at his brother for giving his body to Cas. All while Sam argues Dean did the same thing with the whole Ezikeal situation

Second is Cas (in Dean's body), gets up and tries to approach them to calm things down, only to immediately fall flat on his face because he doesn't know how to walk with bowlegs

Fast forward to them trying to figure out how to switch back, Dean making various pop culture references along the way

They're doing research in the library and Sam has to just speak up

"okay, this is so much weirder seeing Cas do it"

Cas, who's just reading "What have I done?"

"no, not you Cas. Dean- in your body- okay That's - I didn't like saying that"

"the hell you talking about, Sammy?"

Sam grimaces "you doing the whole... Thing"

And in Sam's POV, it's just him watching "Cas" lick his lips while eye fucking "Dean" who's been frowning and squinting, giving off very "I'm gonna kill you" aura at his book

Sam walks in on "Dean" saying Castiel's full name in the mirror, in different tones, and then looking all giddy about it

Sam having to bear witness to "Cas" walking around is various costumes and saying insane nonsense as he parades around

Both Cas and Dean forgetting they're in each other's bodies and getting startled by each other

Dean gets kinda pissy that he's the shortest now, and Cas having to remind him that Jimmy is 6 feet tall

Dean going "You better not take a peek at the goods, Cas"

And Cas giving him the most inscrutable look "Dean, I rebuilt you atom by atom. It's nothing I haven't seen before"

"oh yeah well how would you like it if I looked at your package?"

Sam sitting across from them at a diner "I don't like where this conversation is going"

Hear me out

Through some kind of supernatural shinanigans, Dean's soul leaves his body, and in a desperate attempt to keep him earthbound, Cas creates a vacuum in his vessel to suck up Dean's soul. And in order to preserve Dean's body, Cas possesses it with Sam's consent

First thing that happens? The obligatory argument of Dean (In Cas' vessel) yelling at his brother for giving his body to Cas. All while Sam argues Dean did the same thing with the whole Ezikeal situation

Second is Cas (in Dean's body), gets up and tries to approach them to calm things down, only to immediately fall flat on his face because he doesn't know how to walk with bowlegs

Fast forward to them trying to figure out how to switch back, Dean making various pop culture references along the way

They're doing research in the library and Sam has to just speak up

"okay, this is so much weirder seeing Cas do it"

Cas, who's just reading "What have I done?"

"no, not you Cas. Dean- in your body- okay That's - I didn't like saying that"

"the hell you talking about, Sammy?"

Sam grimaces "you doing the whole... Thing"

And in Sam's POV, it's just him watching "Cas" lick his lips while eye fucking "Dean" who's been frowning and squinting, giving off very "I'm gonna kill you" aura at his book

Sam walks in on "Dean" saying Castiel's full name in the mirror, in different tones, and then looking all giddy about it

Sam having to bear witness to "Cas" walking around is various costumes and saying insane nonsense as he parades around

Both Cas and Dean forgetting they're in each other's bodies and getting startled by each other

Dean gets kinda pissy that he's the shortest now, and Cas having to remind him that Jimmy is 6 feet tall

Dean going "You better not take a peek at the goods, Cas"

And Cas giving him the most inscrutable look "Dean, I rebuilt you atom by atom. It's nothing I haven't seen before"

"oh yeah well how would you like it if I looked at your package?"

Sam sitting across from them at a diner "I don't like where this conversation is going"

Yeah he's a cool awesome angel who's bad ass and sassy. A man who stands by how decisions no matter how batshit they are. The kind of angel that just GOES for it

But when human

Give me a loser. Give me a man who absolutely hates his own bodily functions and resents the Humans poorly designed systems. Give me a human Cas who glares down at his crotch because it's irritating him but doesn't know he can scratch his balls. Give me a human Cas who so easily empathizes with everyone around him, but is unable to relate to them on a level both parties understand

Give me a human Cas that will bitch at Dean about basic human things and then blame Dean as if he's the one who created hiccups

Let him be a bitchy human who's both eager to learn but hates the inconveniences we deal with daily

He can still be a bad ass angel

COME AND READ BOHEMIAN RAPHSODY!

fuck you, we're doing this out of order AND late

I think this is the second SPN event I participate in

Anyway!

My stuff for this will be more concept focused sometimes (like now), so be ready for some yapping

⚠️: John Winchester being an asshole mentioned and the media being nosy

In this AU, people with more acquisitive power have the custom of only getting involved romantically and officially with people who share that same power (rich people being weird)

Another thing these rich people do is that some of them have "petners"

Petners are exclusively sexual partners that will accompany and look good the rich person during a long period

There's when we have Dean and Castiel

The two men have been in a secret relationship for some time now, Dean being in a position of power in town while Cas was just a common café attendant

Recently, some rumors about Dean Winchester having a partner had been circling

Dean really wanted to just tell everyone to go to hell, but he can't

His father, John, made very clear as Dean was growing up that if one of his children started dating a low life nobody, that he would not only would make his way to take away all the money from that ungrateful son, but also turn the life of the 'Cinderella' he's dating into a hell

Dean couldn't take it if something bad happened to Cas, so he thought of a solution

When the rich people acquire a petner, the way of introducing them is by the said petner wearing a collar with their "owner's" official initials written in it and taking a walk in some place in the town (with security in the surroundings, of course)

Anyway, here's the art, I hope you like it even if so simple

Dean was really hesitant when putting the collar on Cas

But they both ended up liking it very much

Cas doesn't need to wear it while at home, for example, but he does

Bonus: sketches of the concept

Could the dyslexic beast get a breakdown of the ones in the intro?

(also unfamiliar with both the team ones I'm sorry T^ T)

Absolutely!

Wincestiel = Sam/Dean/Cas

Team Free Love = Sam/Cas/Dean/Gabriel

WinJess = SamJessDean

Wincestifer = Sam/Dean/Lucifer

Winkline = Sam/Dean/Jack

Drowstiel = Dean/Cas/Crowley

Team Purgatory = Dean/Cas/Benny

Team Free Burning Love = Sam/Dean/Cas/Gabriel/Jess

Team Free Burning Love & Nougat = Sam/Dean/Cas/Gabriel/Jess/Jack

Team Free Love & Nougat = Sam/Dean/Cas/Gabriel/Jack

Here is a few others you will come across on the blog too:

Sabrifer = Sam/Gabriel/Lucifer

Saileenstiel = Sam/Eileen/Cas

Sabrieleen = Sam/Gabriel/Eileen

Sabrieleena = Sam/Gabriel/Eileen/Rowena

Midamoul = Michael/Adam/Ghoul!Adam

Meanstiel = Dean/Cas/Meg

Winklinestiel = Sam/Cas/Dean/Jack

WinJesstiel = Sam/Dean/Cas/Jess

Winpala = Sam/Dean/Baby the Impala (Human or Car)

Wincestigan = Sam/Dean/Adam

Team Free Let's Fuck the Car = Sam/Cas/Dean/Baby the Impala/+Others

HOLY SHIT 

THIS 

YES

ALL OF IT!!!

If you believe the solution to SPN ship wars is Wincestiel, then you're in the right place! Here we'll be showering love on every Supernatural polyship you can imagine (and even some you have not)! Wincestiel, Team Free Love, WinJess, Wincestifer, Winkline, Saileenstiel, Drowstiel, Team Purgatory, and more!

Things to note:

No ship discourse, ship hate, or character hate!

Don't Like, Don't Read

Ship and Let Ship

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Warnings: possible epilepsy (for both), possible bright colors and him being very mean as usual and telling you to go off yourself

By the way don't do that, don't listen to this grey ass bitch

You’ve got Dean “not for nothing Cas, but the last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid” Winchester kneeling in front of Cas and letting him beat him almost to death because he’s so sure the power of their connection will snap Cas out of it. You’ve got Sam and Cas doing their whole “the second we’re alone together, I put a needle in his neck while he pants and grabs my arm and tells me to go deeper inside” shit. And then you’ve got Dean and Sam doing so many “good god are they getting even WORSE about each other??” things, it’s hard to know which to pick as an example (Dean committing suicide over merely suspecting Sam’s dead? All the face holding and staring into each other’s eyes? The siren episode? Watching each other have sex with women?)