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Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

when you’re playing dnd and haven’t slept for 48 hours

its been like 2 weeks but i just got hit by the realisation that this post isn’t nonsense and i think i’ve deciphered its meaning: its an alignment chart of players based on what alignments they choose for their characters, chaotic neutral fucks up the game the most, so its chaotic evil, etc. it makes so much sense and im a little angry.

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

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