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hmm, id say, for obvious reasons, this is fucking perfect as is

Its what he would have wanted

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

peter’s so worried about living up to tony’s legacy but babe … you hung up on nick fury.  nothing you could possibly do would ever make him prouder than that.

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

transition from one to the other is considered “getting better”

i dont like the accuracy of this. at all

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

Tis the season

no it isn’t??

Falalalalalalala

ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH

SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs

IT’S FUCKING JULY

ah, so we meet again cursed post-

I meeded to see this holy-

IT IS AUGUST 11TH YOU FUCKING BEAVER

It’s AUGUST 21ST WHY IS THIS HEEEEREEE

I expected to post about Halloween tonight, not the comeback of the fucking band that literally got me through my teenage years. What the fuck.

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

I shall reblog the day after Halloween

2 days before Valentines day

It’s funny I’m seeing this actually literally 2 days actually before Halloween, lol

It’s Halloween bitches

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone