derse dreamer

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

What's Falin in?

the dragon

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

There is always hope

DO NOT DO ANY WORK WHILE ON THE CLOCK OPEN YOUR GOOGLE DOCS ON YOUR PHONE AND WRITE GAY FANFIC. IGNORE YOUR MANAGER IGNORE CUSTOMERS. DO IT ON YOHR PHONE NOW TODAY. START TODAY RIGHT NOW. DO IT NOW

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy