I danced on stars, wove the night into a cloak

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

this is not a joke

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

Fighters train and fight all the time. We are very comfortable with physical contact because we constantly fight each other.

Good to see others feeling comfortable as well.

Train and fight!

Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.

(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)

Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.

Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.

Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.

Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.

Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.

When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]

As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.

Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.

The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.

About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.

Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).

Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.

Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.

Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks. 

I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.

Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.

responsible breeders decided they liked the temperament but the health issues were a nightmare, so they fixed them, they bred them out

it’s retro as in before the muzzle was bred out

and look at them

the one on the left is a retromop and the one on the right is a (elderly) pug

they’re healthier, live longer and have all the pug benefits with none of the usual health issues because of the deformed skull

they have longer legs

making exercise easier, and yet maintained most of the pug looks, and yes, they have the pug grin

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

So one day, this tiny, frail little woman comes to the desk with a huge folder of papers under her arm. She says “I need to use one of the computers,” and I’m like “alright, I’ll set you up with a guest account.”

And then she says “I’ll also need you to show me how to use a computer. I’m 97 years old and I’ve never even touched one before, but I need to file my health information and they told me I needed to do it using this,” and she holds out a little scrap of paper with a url scrawled on it in a shaky hand.

And I’m just mentally like ‘oh no,’ but I say of course I can help her. So I sit her down and sign her in, and she stops me to ask basically what the mouse is, and I explain it, but I’m just thinking that this is going to take a million years. But I start doing a quick and dirty run down of the parts of the computer, the programs, the desktop, what a url is and what the Internet is, what a search engine is, what websites are, and so on.

She doesn’t interrupt or ask any questions or anything, and then I’m like ‘okay let’s go to this url’ and it’s an interactive, multi-page form that she needs to put all that info in her folder into and submit, and I’m just terrified as I’m explaining it that I’m going to spend all day with this woman.

But she’s just like “alright. I think I’ve got it.” And she must have had a secretary job back in the typewriter days, because she just *whips* through the first page of the form and submits and goes on to the next, and tells me she’ll find me if she needs me.

She came over once to tell me she needed an email address and wanted to know how to set one up - I told her about her options and she picked Gmail and went back to the computer and set it up all by herself, and got her information all filed properly in about an hour and a half – and she’d NEVER used a computer before in her LIFE.

When she was done, she came over to ask me how to turn it off and I showed her and she thanked me for being so patient, and I told her quite honestly that I’d NEVER seen a novice adult pick up using a computer so fast.

And she said “oh, but it’s so simple! And so useful! My grandkids made it sound so difficult, but I’m going to pick up my own computer tomorrow!”

And I think she must have, because I never saw her in the library again.

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

Kate has the power of her vengeful Pentecostal God on her side meanwhile Trackylor sold here soul to her illuminati devil long ago. How did you think she became the highest paid female “singer” in 2017? That was purely Satan mama.

Y'all only have yourselves to blame for this which DOES NOT COMPARE to Katy stans because they actually TRY which only makes it harder.

Katy stans have it hard IN SPITE OF GOD

Katty tried too hard and came off as a great value version of Demi.

Taylegend outsold and outstreamed Flopness in 2017 despite coming out in November.

It was critically acclaimed and she didn’t have to do a live stream of her weekend.

Taylegend reigned and Catty is officially a has been.

Like, she tried SO HARD when Republican came out with her cringey line in “Look what I do for attention”! She was bending her long back backwards when she said “Sorry the old Turingtrickslor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because she’s burning a cross on Kayne West’s lawn”.

Gag!!!

You’d never catch the woke ethic queen of allyship Miss Perry pulling any stunts like that.

Katy loves all of use TOCs (thots of color) so it shouldn’t be surprising to ANYONE that TakeAmericaBacklor’s pro white/pro NRA/pro hetero message of Blame Black Men first would resonate well with the average white women/depressed gay.

No one needs Katy to sell her albums to everyone because I KNOW that when the race war happens my Katy Kat will GLADLY use her body as a human shield to protect me from sw*ftie bullets! T'challaIsUglyToMelor would NEVER!!!!!

While many may think that Reputation, the Grammy winning album, was inspired by Kanye It was actually a diss track to POTUS

Taylor started the 3rd wave of feminism and organized what would become the womyn’s march which was originally intended to be a small get together at her Connecticut home.

After trump was elected Katy got a neonazi haircut and dyed her hair blonde, as a dog whistle to show where were REAL allyship is at

In fact in her song “Swish Swish” Katy says “[democrat party] your game is tired, you should retire, you’re bout as cute as, an old coupon, expired”

Whereas Taylor in her “Look What You Made Me Do” video (which broke YouTube’s record for most viewed within 24 hours) Taylor loudly states her support for the resistance saying “[republican party] I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams, I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now, [shes too busy collecting donations to help fund planned parenthood]”

In conclusion Taylegend is a woke WoC who invented activism and catty can’t relate.

Rachel Dolezal was a WOC too but “swift"ly got her card REVOKED and twentygayteen will do the same for whi'TesAreSuperiorlor, leaving only the true Women Of Color (Katy, Ariana, Carly Rae and Charli XCX) standing.

In her fb update, Bee, who is a devout Christian like M’s mother claims to be, quoted from the Bible and called it “a blessing from God to see so much love and fierce joy in one place.”

If anyone is wondering about the Bible quote, and how a devout Southern, Church Elder is able to support Pride, this was her rebuttal to those claiming that rainbows belong to God and should be “reclaimed” as a sign of Christianity.

“We pray for signs and guidance that we do the just and righteous things by Our Lord, and yet forget that “I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. Genesis 9:13”. God has given us a sign through His children. And I will follow where He leads. Love is Love.“

Fka twigs: *cockroach legs tapping violently then softly on microphone*

Florence: *yodeling helicopter noise to an orchestral backdrop*