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Thrift  Shop Staff and Baker Gang Members

Here’s the split

Thrift Shop Staff:

Name: Carol.  Description: dressed with a dark blue jacket with silver pinstripes, a silver waistcoat, dark blue shirt, gold tie, dark blue pants with silver pinstripes and dark blue shoes. Hair as dark as coal with light sparkles mixed in like a night sky, a dark blue top hat, silver band and three gold snowflakes on the side. His eyes a shimmering silver. A old black lantern floats alongside him at all times, it’s warm fire lighting his way, fresh holly and pine are wrapped around its base.  Personality; a mellow, jolly soul. Carol is a bringer if peace and rest, reminding those that need it that peace is still possible.   He carries with him a dark blue umbrella with a silver hook handle  

Name Ratio. Description: a robot    in a brown and gold suit with an old wooden TV for ahead, the screen is completely green with randomly jarbled text Ratios wrench staff: a 5 ft long solid iron staff in the shape of a crescent wrench. In breakable and very heavy, the staff is also the key to the Thrift Shop

Name: Mildred:   Mildred: the newest ego of freedom, drinks, and no filters. Dressed in a white t-shirt with an emblem of his two tomahawks crossing each other in an x” brown jeans, blue sneakers. Round rimless glasses, blue eyes, brown faux hawk handlebar mustache and goatee. Fights using Drunken Fist style, and deadly throwing axes. His two axes are double headed hatchet style axes with carved ivory and obsidian handles. He carvings are like grape vines 

Name: Francis encouragement, comfort, protection. Dressed in a burgendy sweater vest, black button up shirt, red tie, black slacks, black shoes, brown square rimmed glasses, slicked back brown hair, and light green eyes and a kind smile No weapon, just a note book 

Name: Skeeter, the ego of fun, care free, and motivation. Dressed in blue denim overalls, brown t-shirt, dirty work boots, and a grey trucker cap. Messy red hair, bright purple eyes, and a bow and arrow. The bow has blades at the two ends. An absolute redneck disaster of a man, but hella fun to be around

Detective Rodney Hustle. My sense of justice, honor and truth. Slicked back chestnut hair, brown eyes, dressed on a heavy black pea coat, black vest, white shirt and black and grey striped tie. Black jeans and black boots. Weapon of choice? Quad barreled shot gun

Steven: New Ego, current owner Fern, Normalacy, basicness, simplicity. Light blue button up shirt, black tie, khakis, brown shoes. Light brown hair in a wavy style, one purple eye one gray eye, and a kind smile.

Professor Lee Usti; new ego, current owner Fern. Represents the desire to learn, study, and observe. Dark brown side combed hair, brown square rimmed glasses, fire red tie and vest, black shirt and jacket. On occasion known to “glitch”. A dark and mysterious man, who’s motives are not quite known, but is wise and loves to share his wisdom. He has a special ability He calls it String Theory. He can see and manipulate the literal fabric of reality. Uses it like whips, snares, lassoes and more. If he can entangle someone in these strings, he can turn them to code and control them

Ferloach: ego of confidence. A bold and brash personality, Ferloach is by definition Royalty. Dressed in a velvet purple and gold cape, purple waistcoat, golden tie, golden jacket, ivory white shirt, pure dark black pants and gold lined black shoes. His hair is long, luxurious and dark as midnight and his eyes stunning deep purple. He carries with him at all times his thick hickory and gold scepter, topped in an ornate purple gem. The scepter can change form into a golden blade long sword.

Andy/Currator: New Ego, represents memories. He’s got round rimless glasses, brown suede blazer over a black vest, light tan shirt and black bow tie, dark brown slacks and shiny black shoes. His eyes are gray like his side swooped wavy hair.

Dylen Bruce. A himbo. He’s buff, beefy, dumb, and very kind. He wants to help people be as healthy as they can and encourages people to be active and happy. He’s not too smart but his heart is so pure and muscles so big it doesn’t matter. Typical gym rat meathead. Wears black compression pants with a checker pattern down the legs and shorts, black running shoes, tight black muscle shirt with two white stripes going down his arms and sides, angling in towards his abs. He wears a black beanie over his shaggy brown hair, his eyes are a light blue and he has a single piercing over his right eyebrow

Wrathar: kinda like an inner therapist I guess? It only comes out when I’m feeling highly frustrated, depressed, or otherwise a very negative mood and helps me come back to peace and calm. It’s a masculine appearing humanoid figure made of a thick glossy black fluid with tentacles coming out it’s back and glowing white eyes. It’s freaky as hell and I hate it.

Inmate. Represents Responsibility and hopelessness as well as protection Dressed in an orange jumpsuit jacket open to show a black and white striped shirt with the code “AR-1283” on the chest and a pair of dark gray jumpsuit pants. His wrists are wrapped in chains and his hands wrapped in bandages, he’s got short black hair that’s messy and unkempt, brown eyes and a scar over his right eyebrow. At the end of the chains are handcuffs which he will use as makeshift brass knuckles when fighting 

Mr. Swift: A janitor for my mind. Only comes out as I'm heading to bed to clean up and help my mind shut down for rest. Long shaggy gray hair, dark green cap, gray overall utility suit, bushy mustache and beard, dark gray eyes. A utility cart with a mop, broom, cleaning liquid and various other cleaning and maintenance equipment is always by his side, moving on its own to follow him. 

Baker Gang members:

Name: Plush   an apex predator. humanoid in stature with two legs standing upright, from it’s back is eight spider legs, it’s two arms end with sharp claws, it’s face a plush arctic fox mask and two glowing yellow eyes. It’s entire body is made of felt and stuffing. No one knows where it came from, or what it wants.  

Name:   Curly: formerly a resident of Tenaria. Now the ego of angst, sin, and fluff. Yeah, he’s the source of all of that. 9 ft tall, pure muscle, large white afro with black spots, blue flannel shirt, black denim jeans and overall straps, brown work boots. On his right arm is a tick chain wrapped around his wrist and attatched to it is  a large lumberjack axe with a rough jagged edge. simple, piercing brown eyes.  

JM: New Ego. current owner Fern. Ambition, curiosity, determination. Formerly a Joey Drew. JM is dressed in a black and white tuxedo with a black top hat,  two film reels coming out of his shoulders, and a cane made of pipes. His left eye is green, his right eye is an inky abyss. His hair is white on the sides black on the top, and he has a goatee. The black hair drips ink.

Santana: New Ego, current owner Fern. Mischief, deception, selfishness/pride He’s the exact opposite of Francis. He has thick curly blonde hair, piercing purple eyes, white and gold suit and white and gold tie. Just like how Francis can grow angel wings, Santana can grow horns and a tail. He has a pitchfork, a whip, and a burning net

Chef Reuben Macintosh: New Ego, Current Owner Fern. Love of food and cooking, culinary skills. Dressed in a white button up shirt, white tie, black apron, wavy blonde hair, deep green eyes, four arms.

Mako G Cashmore: a guy (or could be a girl, non-binary perhaps?) dressed in a blazer, waistcoat, button up shirt and tie (colors irrelevant) but the waistcoat and shirt are both completely open with a black tank top underneath and the tie completely untied and draped around their neck. Their hair was clearly neatly brushed before but at this point it’s a half mess. They are some sort of assassin who’s just really tired and wants to go home but has to keep fighting, all while still smoking a cigar. They represent a mix of self doubt and self motivation and their personality is basically an overly passionate salesman. They talk like an old school enthusiast announcer. They’ve also got a pair of sunglasses, but both lenses are completely cracked. Has a "casino" theme and fights with varios appropriate weapons

Petey "Peek-a-Boo" Baker: Mobster, representing mental self defense mechanisms and other coping mechanisms. Wears a pair of thin black rimmed glasses, greased slick back hair with one curl coming down his forehead. Dressed in a loose white button up shirt with the top button undone, a dark gray and light grey pinstripe jacket and pants. Favorite weapons are a crowbar and cricket bat.

The Others

These are a group of characters that aren’t quite classified as Egos and don’t represent anything, they are just so special to me that they also have a place in my mind. 

Hood: the Universe Guardian. African American/Hispanic. Dressed in a brown hoodie with gold overlays covered in strange symbols, the hoodie strings are headphones, black jeans and shoes. He’s got a scar over his left eye, his eyes are yellow. His teeth are sharp and he loves to grin, with his sleepy eye expression. he has two scrolls covered in strange symbols that give him near infinite power limited only by his apathetic attitude and general laziness. The scrolls come from two slits on his wrists. 

Aaron: The God Killer. An anthropomorphic white furred cat man with a small triangle patch of black fur on his chest. He wears an old military general’s jacket complete with medals and patches and a couple blood stains, no shirt, old jeans and sneakers. His body is covered in various scars from all his experiments and fights. His eyes are a constant variety of colors. His hands are metal bones wrapped in bandage. A carefree fun personality

Pinstripe: The Greatest Assassin. Dressed in a black pinstripe suit, fedora, and a golden grinning theater mask. The mask holds the spirit of a long forgotten assassin god that possesses the host and gives them their ability. Pinstripe is a master of all weapons and fighting techniques, and has access to a pocket dimension full of weapons as well as two blades hidden in his sleeves. 

Vet: The time traveling, space exploring physician. An immortal veterinarian with infinite medical knowledge on all life forms. Dressed in a white trench coat over a light blue suit (complete with waistcoat) and a white tie with a red cross, he has messy brown hair and fluffy brown feline-esque ears, with the left ear having a single earphone in it. He carries with him a shepherd’s staff at all times. 

The Originals: https://fernlom.tumblr.com/post/182258689752/updated-ego-masterpost

The villains: https://fernlom.tumblr.com/post/629030679660871680/the-villains-of-the-thrift-shop-dig-from

https://fernlom.tumblr.com/post/632264134156746752/the-locations-of-the-mindscape

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