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ACTUALLY MAKING AN INTRO POST sorry it took so long
you can call me nova, mk, rose, perceval, or sage, and i use any pronouns (including neos)
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im now more active on my sonic sideblog of @sanest-silver-enthusiast !!
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flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing
it's the next thing
i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies
. that is a serial killer
putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)
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almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision
Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. Iâve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?
kung fu panda
i am adopted,
Posts that go hard as fuck if you've never once payed attention to how those viewed as confused little girls are treated
these people also don't know or believe that even cisgender gays and lesbians are accused of being predatory rapists for being homosexual. all lgbtqia+ people (well... maybe not the A) are accused of being deviant perverts luring unsuspecting innocents into a "satanic lifestyle". for afabs, you're only a "confused little girl" until you make it clear your attraction to other women is serious or your intention to transition is serious, and then you're seen as a predator and deviant all the same.
A glance back into the asexual discourse from a decade ago (and into certain kinds of conservative fearmongering) shows that our asexual and aromantic breathren can absolitely alao be accused of being predatory. One of the made-up bogeymen of the discourse was a hypothetical cis man who identified as aromantic to get in womenâs pants.
If youâre queer, you can be treated as a dangerous pervert if an opportunity to present you that way arises. There are no exceptions.
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why wonât anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
Iâm sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc thereâs always someone in the notes insisting weâre all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldnât assume youâre going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
her pussy
OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.
get back here and share that with the class
I recognize the twitter op is white but this post still confused me at first, then I realized how white lesbian culture dominates in internet spaces
When I get my nails done, Iâm not countering a culture that frowns upon long nails like in mainstream white lesbian culture. For Lauren it was a point of lesbian insecurity, whereas for me, getting acrylics feels like confirmation of Black lesbian femininity.
She added that the lesbian culture seen in the mainstream media is white. And sheâs rightâitâs extremely, overwhelmingly white, and thatâs why the way we present ourselves is so different.
"My mainstream isn't going to be the same as a white lesbian's mainstream," says writer Kinsey Clarke
The longer the nails the closer to god, I always say.
Finally someone with sense omfg
I was all confused cause?? Okay??? So fucking what??? I mean I get getting concerned over long nails getting inserted but Iâm someone who likes their nails long and I donât think Iâd have any issue with using them during sex.
Cause I wouldnât need to stick them in someoneâs coochie and risk cutting them to have good sex đ
(It can unfortunately happen, did it to myself by accident. I wasnât even doing anything sexual, just cleaning myself)
Iâm not black, but I LOVE my sharp long nails. It isnât really cause of counterculture. I just like my sharp claws đđ˝ââď¸
Itâs pissing me off that people are mocking long nailsâespecially people in the reblogs mocking long nails IN GENERAL????? FUCK YOU?????
Iâm bisexual. I donât need to do shit to âsignalâ strangers when Iâm getting my nails done long cause I like it. Itâs for ME not you
UM???? tmi but Iâve done solo stuff with my long nails. Iâve only ever cut my coochie once and it was while cleaning myself when I was younger and still getting used to long nails. I got long nails for myself but, believe it or not, theyâve been near a coochie various times. Long nails and pussy was just my day to day life (occasionally for self pleasure lol but also when bathing and using the bathroom)ânot only in mainstream porn đ like what? Did you think my puss didnât exist all of a sudden cause I had long nails
âgirl popâ is such an insult omgâhey girly pop đĽ°â¨â¨ !! Um actually your fashion that is a part of peopleâs culture is unsanitary and I think people with long nails are dirty đđźââď¸â¤ď¸
And shame on them!! Iâm a bisexual fem who occasionally has long nails. My attraction to women and my love for long nails shouldnât create a conflict. Women are right to be wary of inexperienced fems with long nails, but, like other people have kept mentioning, you can manage to have good sex even with long nails. âare gonna think you arenât for realâ⌠wow
Fuckin skill issue mate đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸ I will admit⌠It did take some getting used to, but itâs really not that hard once you have them for some days. Iâve cut myself on my nails too, both my natural and my long acrylic nails, but that doesnât stop me. Maybe get a brain and learn. Itâs not for everyone, but to mock people who it IS for??
Fuck off
I hope my fems who love long nails, especially black fems, have a great day
[ black fem, latina fem (pics from Pinterest) ]
Everyone else in these reblogs can go fuck themselves with their bland ass nails or whatever
Gonna get my nails done for my next trip and theyâre gonna be LONG and SHARRRRRPPPPP
âI think long nails yucky!!â whomp whomp, not my problem
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You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.
And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
happy fk U right now on August 3rd to all who celebrate
"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.
Hey, @anarcho-commeownism OP here. Fun fact! While the two experiences are not the same, I AM both, so this is a personal thought that happened to blow up. And on the front of âit has nothing to do with asexuality,â the phrases âlate bloomerâ and âyouâll find the right personâ were actually thrown around me when I was just asexual and wasnât aromantic yet! So while one doesnât want to conflate being asexual/aromantic with each other, itâs also not great to ignore the fact that the types of hate and dismissal we receive are often very similar.
I was very specific not to mention how the love potion makes you feel. The person in question could be an alloace who suddenly feels sexual attraction/love and their friends are like âhaha yeaaah get it!â instead of acknowledging the horror. They could be an alloaro person suddenly experiencing romantic attraction with similar results. Or they could be aroace suddenly experiencing romantic and sexual attraction. Post non-specific for a reason.
Finally: I think it is important to stop to consider that the 1-paragraph writing prompt was never going to address the full breadth of the human experience lol, and you either needed to find a less-confrontational way to phrase your point (as did the many demis who went âlmao my daily life tbhâ), or to simply make your own post. My main desire was a subversion of the idea/trope that a love potion would have no/different effect on aspec people, instead exploring the ramifications of how terrible it might be. It sounds like you want a subversion of the idea that aspecs (and in particular aromantics) are all on the â0 attractionâ end of the spectrum. Thatâs a great idea! I love the concept behind it and the more varied representation it would give. Itâs still a subversion of the idea that weâd be unaffected by love potions. Which is awesome
in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside
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Did my hair in Thailand
Trusted a complete stranger
I am satisfied
its ms.one time I dreamt in the flesh
ms. one time i awoke
went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a âfishâ cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing âi wish i was urchin. youâre so fucking urchinâ
