author of ao3's first lesbian gigli (2003) fic

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

HAPPY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PACIFIC RIM!!

HAPPY 13 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PACIFIC RIM <3

Dw it's just entertainment it doesn't influence how I behave or think. Dw it's just fantasy it doesn't influence how I behave or think. Dw it's just a joke it doesn't reveal anything about how I behave or think. What determines how I behave and think, you ask? Uh, my eternal goodboy niceperson soul. obviously

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage