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got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes
*or he'll start flaking shit
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
die die die
It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

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I'm so lucky lucky
so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men’s workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he’d printed.
I said “what” and he explained, helpfully, “it’s a William Carlos William themed workout.” I asked what inspired it and he said “I’ve been planning this for months.”
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
The Hoodie Betrayal
paring: jason todd x reader
summary: jason comes home to the worst situation imaginable… you hearing another vigilante’s hoodie
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warnings: none
“Hey, sweetheart. How was your-” Jason cut himself off with a sharp intake of breath.
Your eyebrows furrowed in a mixture of confusion and concern, eyes flickering up towards your boyfriend as he rounded the corner into your shared bedroom. You were propped up against the headboard of your bed, the book he had recommended just yesterday open in your lap.
“Jay?” You called out, eyebrows furrowing as you quickly set a bookmark in the pages and carefully placed the novel on the bedside table, “What’s wrong?”
The man was still frozen in the doorway, having barely taken a full step into your mutual space. His chest was rising up and down in frantic heaps, though he looked as though not nearly enough oxygen was getting to his lungs.
Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

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I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."
The ending of Stepford Wives is so depressing man. Joanna and Bobbi had so much personality, and they’re so full of life, and they have conversations with each other that reflect that, they have such nice chemistry
And then at the end, they’re both dead, and their robotic doppelgängers can only say to each other “hello how are you” “I’m fine how are you” “fine how’s your family” “oh they’re good how’s your family”. Because their husbands didn’t like the idea of their wives having personalities. So they killed them and replaced them with like, dolls. Lifeless dolls.
It’s just depressing girl
There's some interesting Jewish subtext to be found in the Stepford Wives, if you look for it. Bobbi and her husband are Jewish; she relates this when lamenting that the only real women's club in the area is the church. The men's club, meanwhile, has been discussing whether, for the first time, they might put up a menorah in the town square alongside all the Christmas decor, now that there are several Jewish families moving in.
Within living memory (my parents grew up with it, and it comes up sometimes in old movies), nice apartment complexes and country clubs could be "restricted", meaning no Jewish members were allowed. It wasn't quite the same thing as racial segregation, since it wasn't set in local laws- it was your property or association, you got to decide who you let in. The Stepford Men's Association is exactly the sort that would be restricted.
But, as happened through the sixties, things are changing. The SMA has a Jewish member- perhaps more than one. The community is being allowed to assimilate. But that loud, brassy Jewish wife of his with the nasal New York accent and progressive politics? She's embarrassing!
You can assimilate, Mr. Upper Middle Class Jewish Man, but there is a price.
THE STEPFORD WIVES (2004) dir. Frank Oz

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The real horror of a Stepford Wives situation isn't 'the suburbs are creepy' or even 'conformity is creepy' or 'I don't wanna be replaced by a robot'
The horror is the idea that you might choose to spend your life with somebody only to realize they don't actually want a partner and friend, somebody with ambitions and thoughts and joy. They want somebody productive, compliant, and sexually available, and all your internal life is nothing but a barrier to that. That the person you love only loves what you do for them, and the less of the an actual person you are, the happier they are.
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