Can anyone give me some timkon fics where kon is like absolutely floored at how attractive tim is or honestly vice versa this works either way i need a fic where theyâre obsessed with each other
Example 1: tim being on the cover of a magazine cuz heâs famous and looking really good and kon freaking tf out about
Example 2: tim on the ground during a mission looking up at kon with the sun behind him and not being able to get the sight out of his brain
Example 3: one finding compilations of the other looking hot online and binging them (like the freaks they are)
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"Batman gave birth to me" is just the longest running lie Dickbin conjured when trying to explain how Batman acquired a child while not revealing their identities. Other lies he told the Justice League include:
He won me in a game of 'go fish'
They were draining a vat of chemicals the Joker had and I was just lying in the bottom
A gargoyle delivered me to him as a baby and I have been raised in his cave by his humanoid batservants ever since
He's actually my son from the future but when a time traveller came back and murdered the man who trained me he had to come back and take his place so I could learn how to become so awesome that his warrior goddess mother falls for me and we can make him
Someone lopped off his arm. He grew it back and I grew out of the limb
I am mark 2 of the super soldier programme that made him
Gotham has this whole cult that worships him and I was given to him as a sarcifice and everyone thought he would eat me but he didnât so the cult was bummed out and disbanded
He hit his head really hard one day so I got him back to the cave and convinced him I had been there all along
I am a lord of chaos sent to wreak destruction upon this dimensional plane but he said I could dress up in bright colours and beat up people and that sounded awesome so... don't let me get bored I guess. My chthonic master still calls me up every so often to ask how the how destory the world thing is going
conversations overheard on the batkid com lines pt 13 (masterpost here)
Tim: guys, Batman is pissing me off tonight. i need revenge ideas, go.
Bruce: i am on this line- i'm literally standing right next to you, Red Robin.
Dick: shut up B, we're brain storming here.
Damian: you could hack the Batmobile's radio to only play that ad jingle that he hates so much.
Bruce: Robin?!
Tim: this is good, this is good,
Dick: just do what Hood used to do and write revenge porn.
Tim: sorry, Hood used to what now?!
Bruce: Oracle, kick Nightwing from this line.
Oracle: not a chance, please elaborate Nightwing.
Dick, giggling: yeah, he used to- O, get Hood in this call, he loves talking about this it's hysterical.
*ping*
Jason: -tell me where the site is or you'll be jerking off with a fucking prosthetic for the rest of your life, asshole, now- *distant scared whimpers* -TELL ME!
Tim, sweetly: hiya Hood~
Jason: the fu- what- *thump* ...when'd i join this line? why am i here?
Dick: i requested it, i want a Red Hood story-time.
Bruce, firmly: no.
Damian and Tim, simultaneously: yes!
Jason: eh?
Dick: they want to know about the revenge porn you did on B back when you were in Gotham Academy.
Bruce: NO.
Jason: OH- *wheezes*
distant unknown male voice, barely heard through Jason's laughter: c-can i- can i go...?
Jason: *cough* AHA- y-yeah man, fuckin- HA- *wheeze* go for it, i'll track you down later, *cackling*
Dick: this was the story that made me start liking Hood as a little brother, by the way.
Jason: so- *wheeze* so B really pissed me off this one time when i was Robin, i can't even remember why,
Dick: he grounded you for calling Mr Freeze a 'cunt' in front of a group of pre-schoolers you were rescuing.
Jason: OH YEAH-! and part of the grounding was that he forced me to take part in the theatre department bullshit going on down at the school for like, community service, where a bunch of kids in my class were writing an original musical to put on for the end of year show. i was pretty good at english lit, so when my teacher heard i had to join she put me on the writers squad or whatever and pretty much told us to have at it.
Jason: except i was really pissed off at B at the time, so i convinced everybody that the musical should be about Gotham's own Batman, and then i decided to add in Superman and make him Batman's gay love interest.
Damian: oh my god
Dick: *wheezing* it- it was so fucking cool-
Tim: holy- IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL?!
Jason: *cackle* *high pitched* yeah- that's not- that's not even- dude it gets so much worse-
Bruce: it was not funny.
Dick, crying: god it so was...
Jason: AND I MADE THAT SHIT- I MADE IT SO EMOTIONAL, TOO-
Dick: YOU REALLY DID- LIKE IT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS THE THING,
Tim: *laughing*
Damian: please tell me you have a copy of the script, Hood
Jason: annotated and signed, i'll drop it round the cave later
Damian: i love you.
Tim: *laughing harder*
Dick: even better, i still have the fuckin' video,
Tim: THERES A VIDEO?!
Bruce: *disgruntled groan*
Jason: holy shit- dude you still have it?! I LOST MY COPY WHEN I DIED!
Dick: oh Jay, i would not have deleted that video if it saved you from the fucking Joker.
Bruce, scandalised: NIGHTWING.
Jason: NO- NO, AS HE FUCKING SHOULD B, I SENT IT TO HIM TO KEEP SAFE, AS HE FUCKING SHOULD-
Damian: is the video of the whole play?
Dick: well kind of? but littlewing, littlewing's a fucking genius so he- *wheeze*
Jason: i didn't want to act in the actual musical, so they put me on stagehand shit and i ended up in charge of the official school's video production, and i just- *laughter* i just fuckin'- i fuckin filmed B's reaction in the audience for like- *wheeze* the whole fucking play-
Dick: THE BEST PART- best part was B 100% got sucked into the story,
Bruce: I DID NOT.
Jason: YOU CRIED DURING THE ENDING KISS.
Dick: *bursts out laughing*
Tim: SORRY-?!
Damian: Nightwing i want that video.
Dick: *still laughing*
Jason: to this day, best thing i ever did as a child. i don't care about my legacy as Robin, i'm just happy i got to produce such a masterpiece. i should write a sequel-,
Tim: PLEASE,
Bruce: ok that's it,
Tim: B, what are you-
*ping*
Dick: what'd- what-
Oracle: Batman, you can't kick Red Hood from the line.
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Bat Centric:
A Minor Occurrence - TheJBomb [one shot / 3.5k words]
"The Batfam meet the Justice League with less grace than a hippo in roller skates."
Alley Business - thetiniestteapot [series]
Jason interacting with Crime Alley
And Suddenly I See You - AnIrishRose [series]
"A series of one shots exploring how the Batfam would react to Bruce bringing Helena Wayne to their universe."
forward motion 'verse - Shleapord [series]
his name was king - TheRessurectionist [one shot / 2.5k words]
"Everyone knows who the butler is."
Nature and Nurture - lurkinglurkerwholurks [multichap / 109k words]
"In which the writer explores some classic tropes, indulges in some Batfam feels, and explores the effects of nature and nurture on the psyche of one Bruce Thomas Wayne."
one shot, two shots in the night - discowing [multichap / 14.6k words]
"'A Shot in the Dark' remains on our bestseller list for the fourth week in a row! Read our review of brucewayne's tell-all memoir.."
Runaway Robin - DangerBeckett [multichap / 11.5k words]
"..Robin might have found Tim once, but no one ever looks for Tim a second time. Robin can think whatever he wants. They'll never see each other again.
(They see each other again)."
the apex predator - poisedwalrus [one shot / 1.8k words]
"Dick shows Damian Mean Girls. It does not go well."
The Wise Men Of Gotham - husborth [one shot / 2.8k words]
"Jason has an argument with Bruce. If it can be called an argument.
... If it can be called Bruce."
welcome to the land of no brain cells - Ms_Trickster [series]
Red Raven - PlotlessWanderer [multichap / 261k+ words]
Tim-centric "Or; A different meeting in a different time and place has enormous consequences)"
5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home - motleyfam [multichap / 48.6k words]
"...'Tim Joins the Family Early' AU, told through a series of sleepovers--most of which are unplanned."
New Wave - yellow_caballero [multichap / 103k words]
"In which Stephanie Brown rocks the radical nineties and becomes the first Robin, ruining Batman's life and giving Tim Drake a hobby."
You know that soil cannot spoil your white hair. - briarsdesires [one shot / 581 words]
"John and Jason talk about magic. It doesn't change anything."
JT's Auto Shop - foxykyuu15 [multichap / 197.8k words]
"(Jason hadn't wanted to get involved with the Bats this time around. He wanted to clean up the Alley, work on cars with Santa, and maybe smoke some weed and drink some beer on the weekends when he wasn't out doing crime-lord shit. Fuck.)"
Jason and the Three Terrors - Cdelphiki [multichap / 201k+ words]
"One moment, Jason was peacefully sleeping, perfectly content with his life with the League of Assassins. Okay, so maybe not content content, but he wasn't unhappy, either. Then Talia woke him up at 2am, threw three children at him, and told him to get them to America and far away from Ra's al Ghul.
What the fuck."
Time (to Protect You) - Blueseabird2 [multichap / 89k words]
"Losing Damian not only hurt beyond measure, but also made Dick the last Bat standing. He had nothing keeping him in a broken world so goes back in time with only one ally (Damian begs to differ) and no plan except to protect everyone he can, at any cost."
and in their dreams they dreamed awake - wesslan [multichap / 55k words]
"Tim doesn't sleep much, and as a result he hallucinates sometimes. He keeps hallucinating a pair of green eyes in the dark."
Jason Todd: Regular College Student - AddictedApple [multichap / 51k words]
"(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There's nothing regular about Jason Todd.)"
The D-Word - AutumnHobbit [one shot / 5.6k words]
"'See, Tim?' Jason called over his shoulder sardonically. "Dad agrees with me."
He turned back to his food for a moment before the thought suddenly occurred to him that the Cave had gone near silent."
"This is just a temporary problem that needs to be contained until they can change Jason back. This is not a repeat of events already passed.
This is not a second chance."
poison oak - lothIoriens [one shot / 11.5k words]
"Or, Dick saves Jason from the vigilante life. In turn, Jason saves him back."
See Life As a Worthy Opponent - TriviasGhost [multichap / 45k+ words]
"Or, Tim wakes up in a Gotham where he never existed."
A Hundred Days to Become a Wayne - maccreadysbaby [series]
"In which the son of a vengeful business man is used as a tool to destroy Bruce Wayne and his family, taking Batman and the rest of the heroes with them. But said business man didn't really count on the kid becoming part of their found family."
That One's Jason, Right? - batsandthebirds [multichap / 11.3k words]
"Or, Dick and Jason get de-aged by some magic, assumptions are made, and those assumptions are very, very wrong."
Would you hold my hand if no one's home? - Solar_level [multichap / 27.6k words]
Harvest - coyote_nebula [multichap / 30k words]
"Bruce knows how Jason died. Bruce knows how Jason returned to Gotham. He knows very little about what happened in-between. When Clark Kent prevails upon him to complete the corn harvest at the Kent farm, Bruce is forced to make peace with his own shortcomings to be the father that Jason needs him to be."
IF EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY (I WILL BEAR THE UNBEARABLE) - orpheusaki [multichap / 8.4k words]
"Or; a ten step guide of things not to do when you're sent to the past, by Bruce Wayne."
Your Name Is Tim - alchemistsarego [multichap / 16.9k words]
"Your name is Tim.
You are safe here. If you are scared, that is okay. If you do not remember anything, that is okay too. Call any of these numbers, they will answer and explain everything."
"(01:25) Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
(01:25) Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
(01:25) Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
(01:25) Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up."
Arkham Knight Verse - Ghxst_Bird [series]
"Jason finds the younger Arkham Knight version of himself held captive by the Joker below Arkham. Heâs not going to leave him there."
Catch Me - lurkinglurkerwholurks [one shot / 1.3k words]
"His parents were falling in front of him, and he couldnât catch them. This had happened before. He knew what was coming. He couldnât stop it."
May Tomorrow Never Come - lurkinglurkerwholurks [one shot / 3.5k words]
"Jason clawed his way out of the nightmare like a drowning man."
HOPE THE LOVE WE SHARED CAN RESURRECT THE LAST. - orpheusaki [one shot / 5.4k words]
"(Jason survives Ethiopia and returns home; this is the beginning.)"
the living sea of waking dreams - r_astra [multichap / 22k words]
"The telepath flips through Jasonâs memories like cards in a Rolodex, rooting around for every terrible thing thatâs ever happened to him."
nightmares and daydreams - r_astra [one shot / 4.3k words]
"...Past the ringing in his ears, someone is swearing. Deep voice. Angry. Thatâs probably not good, but thereâs something more pressing: someoneâs trying to get his helmet off."
Loading and Aspect Ratio - JUBE514 [one shot / 45k words]
"A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything."
Divorced. Beheaded. Died. Divorced. Beheaded. Survived. Tonight, Gotham, We Are LIVE! - Sparky441 [one shot / 3.9k words]
Bat and Rogue Halloween shenanigans
Behold, a Bat (and it's Many Hats) - TheSilverHunt3r [multichap / 2.5k words]
Cobblepot went back to the bar. He growled at the waiters teasing him over being nice to Bruce Wayne. About how he couldnât just let a rich kid die on his property. He ignored how one of his staff had also brought the kid a blanket.
you will be the death of me - sunlitlemonade [one shot / 3.2k words]
âI canât tell if youâre having a nightmare or throwing a tantrum with your eyes closed.â
He knew that voice. A source of annoyance but reliable. Trustworthy, his brain supplied.
Warm, came another, frankly unnecessary, addition.
Watch This - snackbaskets [one shot / 2.4k words]
Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?Â
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
Capture the Flag (to the death) - Hayleythewriter [multichap / 11.9k words]
Dick, Tim, and Damian play capture the flag. Gotham is not prepared.
General DC:
in the shadows - Kieron_ODubihir [multichap / 12.2k words]
Living Slow - kathkin [multichap / 50k words]
"In the face of an extraterrestrial threat they don't fully understand, with all their usual hide-outs compromised, the Justice League are forced to go to ground. Fortunately Superman has a remote location where they can regroup. Less fortunately, it comes with some baggage."
Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts - Unpretty [series]
"A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right."
straight on 'til morning - merils [multichap / 102k words]
"Kon hasn't been a kid in a long time - he's not stuck at sixteen anymore, and he hasn't been for years; he's twenty-three and living his best life. But the past has funny ways of coming back to haunt everyone when they least expect it, and there's no predicting the storm on the horizon for him.
It starts simply, as do most things. Jon turns sixteen."
like lifting a veil - merils [one shot / 5.3k words]
"There's only one thing more embarrassing than having a breakdown over something as stupid as a couple of accidentally-dropped eggs on your dead mom's birthday: doing it directly in front of your best friend."
parallela - kow2 [one shot / 10.4k words]
âThis is Zitka,â Dick tells him, handing him a grey stuffed elephant swirled together with tears and restitches, darker than the stormclouds lying outside the Manorâs walls. âSheâs my baby.â
A baby for a baby, Clark thinks. Bruce said he was nine, but considering thatâs almost nothing in Terran standards, itâs absolutely nothing at all in Kryptonian. Dick is sand on a speck of sand. Heâs thinner than the last slice of his Maâs pie.
fill in the blanks - mindshelter [one shot / 2.7k words]
âYou?â Tim blurts. Holy shit. âYouâre Kon?â
A nod. âAre you in any pain?â he asks again.
Crossovers:
*HP/DC* Black Magic - DragonflyxParodies [multichap / 44k words]
"Jason Todd is the unlucky recipient of one letter from Gringotts, concerning a will reading. Things spiral."
*Marvel/DC* Leap of Faith (Catch Me, If You Can) - alighterwood and ErinWantsToWrite [multichap / 253k+ words]
"Peter, like any 14 year old superhero, really wants to catch a break. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special. Well, only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. [...] And the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of different superhero that keep stalking him.
He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool."
thank you to everyone who sent recs in! list will be updated accordingly if there are more recommendations <3 (would love some more gen DC fics as well as things more focused on the girlies)
Tim and Kon once again staying up late till 3 am for no reason but to destroy their sleep schedule:
Kon: I think sunlight turned me gay
Tim, choking on air and hope: Come again??
Kon: yea so -floats upside down- sunlight is loved by all living beings because they need it to live and flourish. So the sun is open to everyone, yea?
Tim: uh huh...?
Kon: -nods- so that feeling of being open to all and loving all because it provides for all, I take it in
Tim: -raises brow- mhm...?
Kon: so I digest it, use it, and like, I'm open to all now. Cause I'm pan
Tim, flushing and nodding along: so... that's why you think the sun made you gay?
Kon: -shrug- yea I'd say so. I don't mind, I mean, whole lotta people out there to love.
Tim: sure
Kon: -floats up, trying to pet a flying bat in the batcave they're chilling in- I mean either that or the first time I met you, turned me gay.
Tim: WHAT?!
-----
Tim, hours later at Wayne enterprise: Bruce. The sunlight makes Kryptonians open in sexuality
Bruce: ?!?!?!
bruce, on the phone: clark. I have several questions
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how could the princess hate the dragon when he fed her and housed her and was very nice to the princessâs siblings and the queen? and itâs not like the princess even remembered any of it and it didnât even affect the princess that much except for making her a shell of a person and making her think sheâd be dead by twenty and filling her with a fear she couldnât place for her entire life and no one came to save her. no one came to save her. the queen worked with other little princesses surely she would have known. sheâs must have seen so many little princes and princesses who were also locked up with dragons. surely. how could she not see what was happening in her tower? will it matter to the queen if the princess tells her now? the princess needs to slay the dragon.
